Notices by Calum Andrew Morrell (calum@mastodon.dazed-gerbil.com)

@WarnerCrocker I fear you may have missed my dry sarcastic Scottish wit!

@WarnerCrocker You appear more positive than I was expecting...

@WarnerCrocker Wrestled to the ground and THEN shot multiple times?!

Maybe they thought he was trying to reach his car keys so he could get up, go to his car and then drive slowly around them ... that would be a legitimate reason, right? Right? 😕

If you're the developer of an app that functions in a language you're maybe not entirely fluent in, perhaps pay attention when someone warns you that your choice of wording may carry a meaning you did not intend...

Yes, I did inform said app developer of this a year or so ago 🙄

@WarnerCrocker Mostly agreed. But they need to continue to talk and prattle incessantly about it so the politicians aren't allowed to "forget" it's happening.

@StillIRise1963 @WarnerCrocker You'll know. You'll see the bang, then a few minutes later you'll hear it.

@WarnerCrocker I'm not certain that's how you create an influencer, at least not one worth paying attention to.

I'll happily take the money though?

@cstross I think I've inadvertently reported you for spam while reporting an account that sent spam to you! I was actually reporting the account for spamming someone else, but you were mentioned in one of their replies and I think the report has gone to your server admin as well as theirs for some reason.

I hope I'm wrong, but just a heads up in case your admin contacts you about this.

@feditips Fascinating. I wasn't aware PeerTube managed audio. That could be very useful in the future.

@feditips This is probably the best answer I have ever received to this question. I congratulate you! 😊

@feditips If a bear and a bee were to fight, which would win and how?