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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Monday, 03-Mar-2025 05:27:38 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#BloomCounty by #BerkeleyBreathed for March 01, 2025 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/bloomcounty/2025/03/01
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. An alien spaceship swoops down and lands on Earth. A little alien steps out and says something to Opus in an alien language. Opus has his hands up, "Don't shoot! You want me to take you to our leader, right? Ya kinda caught us at an awkward time, leader-wise. Coming up, we got, uh... Mike Dukakis or George Bush." The alien says something, ending in "Shrimp and Wimp?" Opus says to readers, "He saw last week's episode! Plus of course, we've got Bentsen and Quayle." The alien says, "The codger and the dodger?" Opus says, "Exactly, sir! So would any of them be a suitable opponent to face in a battle for domination of our planet?" The alien blows a triple-mouthed raspberry. As the alien begins to climb aboard his ship, Opus says, "Well don't go home made." The alien mumbles something ending with, "... Gregory Peck!!" The last caption reads, "Thus, Earth was narrowly saved from a bold alien assault. By default."
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Monday, 03-Mar-2025 05:23:30 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for March 02, 2025 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2025/03/02
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. A wizard, a warrior maid and an elf approach a shop called, "Conan the Barber." The barber tells them, "Wrong person. No worries, though. Happens all the time."
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Sunday, 02-Mar-2025 01:46:54 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#xkcd: #ExcusingYourself
https://xkcd.com/3057/
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. Series of images of people leaving a dinner party, progressively getting less polite. "Oh gosh, I can't believe how late I've kept you up! I have to wake up early, so I should really go soon. Can I help tidy up?" "It's been great, but I'm tired and need to sleep." "We're about done having fun, right? Everyone looks bored and tired." The last one just says "Bye." and then kicks the table to push the chair back so it tips over backwards and she rolls out of the room.
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Monday, 17-Feb-2025 21:49:54 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for February 17, 2025 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/02/17
#Humour #Cartoon
In conversation about 15 days ago from mastodon.org.uk permalink
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1. Calvin is on his sledge. He says, "With sheer brain power, I will force this sled to carry me up the hill!" He sits there and waits. Nothing happens, so he starts trudging up the hill on foot and says, "But until I decide to do that, I'll walk!"
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Monday, 17-Feb-2025 21:44:18 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for February 17, 2025 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2025/02/17
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. A boomerang couple are returning home from a party. Both are grumpy. The passenger boomerang tells the driver boomerang, "I can't believe he insulted you like that and you just sat there! No snappy retort! No witty reply! Nothing!" The caption reads, "Contrary to popular belief, not all boomerangs are good at comebacks."
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Monday, 10-Feb-2025 03:46:11 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for August 09, 2017 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2017/08/09
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. Big Bird, Elmo and Burt are looking for the Count. Big Bird asks the others, "You sure you've looked everywhere? We still can't find him." Meanwhile, in the foreground, hidden by bins, the Count lies dead with a wooden stake driven through his chest. The caption reads, "Buffy was not invited to the set of `Sesame Street.'"
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Sunday, 09-Feb-2025 22:56:58 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#Doonesbury by #GarryTrudeau for February 09, 2025 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/02/09
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. An image rights lawyer is thinking of a new way to make money. He's talking to his analyst, "So, I'm thinking of getting into legacy representation." The analyst asks, "What's that?" He replies, "Repping the digital rights to ageing actors like, say Tom Cruise or Julia Roberts. I'd bid them out to studios that would train AI models on all their previous films and them in new movies -- even after they die! They'd remain big stars forever! So what do you think?" The analyst, who's on the computer says, "It's not for me to say, Sid. I'm just an AI therapist." The lawyer says, "Yeah, but I trust you." The analyst says, "Thank you, Sid. Session is over. Click here to purchase more time."
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Thursday, 06-Feb-2025 20:29:19 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#Hottest #January on record mystifies #Climate #Scientists | #ClimateCrisis | The Guardian
Just as the planet’s biggest polluter has abandoned any pretence of tackling #GreenhouseGas #Emissions.
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/feb/06/hottest-january-on-record-climate-scientists-global-temperatures-high
#Environment #GlobalWarming #ClimateChange

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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Thursday, 06-Feb-2025 20:00:32 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for February 06, 2025 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/02/06
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. Calvin is acting like a god over his creation, a snowman who's bowing down to him. He says, "As I have created you, so I can destroy you! Therefore, in recognition of my supreme power, you must worship me! Yes, bow before mighty Calvin and tremble, for I am eternal and all knowing...." Suddenly Calvin gets knocked off his feet and lands head first in his snowman as Susie launches a barrage of snowballs at him.
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Monday, 20-Jan-2025 17:19:20 JST Khurram Wadee ✅
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- Glyn Moody
@glynmoody Like any state which still has a death penalty.

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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Sunday, 19-Jan-2025 07:53:48 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

Are we a #racist #society? The majority of us say no – but science begs to differ | #Science and nature books | The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2025/jan/18/keon-west-science-of-racism-book-extract
#UK #US

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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Jan-2025 19:24:55 JST Khurram Wadee ✅
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- Glyn Moody
@glynmoody Most people don't realize that they've already been shafted for years by the corrupt copyright system.

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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 07:04:47 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for September 22, 2017 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2017/09/22
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. The caption reads, "How things go down at the salad bar". A barman presents a bottle of balsamic vinaigrette to a lettuce sitting at the bar, saying, "From the cherry tomato on the end." The cherry tomato waves and says, "Lettuce become friends!"
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 00:44:22 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

I could sometimes do with a pair of these.
From #PrivateEye.
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. A person wearing huge headphones cover their entire upper torso, saying, "Ah, that's better!" The heading is "New for 2025! Life-cancelling headphones".
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Friday, 10-Jan-2025 04:48:42 JST Khurram Wadee ✅
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- Glyn Moody
@glynmoody Did you notice the chutzpah of Zuckerberg when he described the regulation we have in Europe on things like hate speech as he called it "censorship"? The man is despicable.

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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Jan-2025 22:14:12 JST Khurram Wadee ✅
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- Glyn Moody
@glynmoody Nasty though they are to humans, mosquitoes, their eggs and larvae are a food source for many birds and other animals in the food chain. I suspect some of those are already endangered. I don't know how large scale this is but maybe working on a vaccine for malaria would be a better approach.

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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Jan-2025 08:14:36 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for October 04, 2017 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2017/10/04
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. A customer at Tad's Diner complains to the waitress, who happens to be a frog, that there's a fly in his soup. She's very pleased to hear that and happily tells him, "A fly in your soup? Well, yes, the chef does tend to go the extra mile for a good Yelp review."
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 19:39:09 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for January 06, 2025 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/01/06
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. Calvin looks worriedly at the first question on a test paper, "1. Explain Newton's First Law of Motion in your own words." Suddenly, he gets and idea and smiles broadly and writes, "Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz." He puts his arms behind his head, leans back and relaxes, declaring, "I love loopholes."
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 19:21:11 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for January 06, 2025 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2025/01/06
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. A teacher is lying on a psychiatrist's couch saying, "I wake up yelling the names of my students. I get anxious when I see my principal. My palms sweat when I meet with parents." The psychiatrist tells her, "Sounds like a textbook case of PTA-SD."
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Sunday, 05-Jan-2025 07:34:32 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for October 06, 2017 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2017/10/06
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. Someone cries out in pain in the dark, "Ouch! Ow, ow, ow! Ooo! Yikes!" A jellyfish is lying in bed, another is standing by it with plasters all over its body, saying, "How many times do I have to tell you got keep your tentacles on your side of the bed!!"
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Engineer interested in nonlinear mechanics and science & maths in general. Also, politics & humour.The animation in my header is a demonstration of Kepler's Second Law of Planetary Motion (CC-BY-SA) -- see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kepler%27slawsofplanetarymotionYou can check out others mathematical animations by me by searching for #WxMaxima.Also, you can find my photographs by searching for #D7000. But please note that of course neither of these hashtags is unique to me.

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