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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Monday, 18-Nov-2024 21:37:21 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#Stars and #Dust in the #PacmanNebula
#Astronomy #Picture of the Day
https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap241118.html
#APOD #Nebula
In conversation about 5 days ago from mastodon.org.uk permalink
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1. Portrait of nebula.
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Monday, 18-Nov-2024 02:05:42 JST Khurram Wadee ✅
in reply to
- Glyn Moody
@glynmoody The US still seems far from ready from electing a woman as president. Also, AOC's Latina background will cause many to vote for someone else, I fear.

In conversation about 6 days ago from mastodon.org.uk permalink
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Thursday, 07-Nov-2024 21:23:36 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#Shell #Galaxies in #Pisces
#Astronomy #Picture of the Day
https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap241107.html
#APOD
In conversation about 16 days ago from mastodon.org.uk permalink
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1. Portrait of a group of galaxies.
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Nov-2024 20:27:44 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#Comet #Tsuchinshan-Atlas over the #Dolomites
#Astronomy #Picture of the Day
https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap241106.html
#APOD #Italy
In conversation about 17 days ago from mastodon.org.uk permalink
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1. Comet photographed over mountains.
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Nov-2024 19:25:07 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#MilkyWay over #EasterIsland
#Astronomy #Picture of the Day
https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap241105.html
#APOD #RapaNui
In conversation about 18 days ago from mastodon.org.uk permalink
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1. Portrait of the Milky Way behind a hilly landscape.
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Monday, 04-Nov-2024 05:24:14 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for March 14, 2018 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2018/03/14
#Humour #Cartoon
In conversation about 20 days ago from mastodon.org.uk permalink
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1. A man is talking to the letter pi that he has met in the X-bar. He says, "Wow, so you were born on march 14th at 1:59, 26 seconds? What're the odds?" The caption reads, "πsces".
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Friday, 01-Nov-2024 05:23:03 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for March 19, 2018 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2018/03/19
#Humour #Cartoon
In conversation about 23 days ago from mastodon.org.uk permalink
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1. A pill is phoning a friend about her lazy husband, who's another pill, sitting on a couch, smiling with his eyes closed and his hands clasped around his head. She says, "It's so frustrating, Gwendolyn -- I spend hours reducing fever, pain and inflamation while he does nothing all day. What was I thinking marrying a placebo?"
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Sunday, 27-Oct-2024 21:16:18 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for October 27, 2024 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2024/10/27
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. Calvin and Hobbes are settling in to bed. Suddenly, they hear a voice from underneath the bed, "Psst! Hey kid!". They're startled, "Monsters!" Calvin asks, "What do you want?" The monsters answer, "There's a big, shiny toy for you under the bed, come get it!" Calvin is not taken in, "Oh sure! You just want me to come down there so you can grab me with some oozing appendage, slowly paralyse me with some vile secretion, and devour me alive! Nice try! Forget it!" He turns over in bed, "Stupid monsters, all fangs and no brains." They settle in again but the monsters now try another strategy, "Psst! Tiger! We'll give you some salmon if you push the kid over the bed!" Hobbes is in two minds and asks, "Is the salmon fresh?" The monster says, "Hold on, I'll check. Yeah, it's fresh." Calvin shouts at Hobbes not to be taken in, "Hobbes, don't listen to them!"
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Thursday, 24-Oct-2024 05:28:51 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for April 10, 2018 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2018/04/10
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. A cow dressed in a teenage outfit a la Britney Speers. She's singing, "Moo, I did it again... I'm not that venison!" The caption reads, "Britney Steers".
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Thursday, 24-Oct-2024 00:52:43 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

The cover of the latest edition of #PrivateEye.
#Satire #Humour #Cartoon #DonaldTrump
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1. Four photos of Trump pretending to work at McDonalds. (1) Someone out of frame is saying, "Oh no! It's the scary clown with the funny hair." (2) Someone is asking, "Is there a healthy option?" Someone else says, "Not voting for him!" (3) A fellow worker asks him, "How long will you be serving?" Trump replies, "That's up to the judge." At the drive-through window, Trump asks the customer, "One Bigley Mac with Lies." The customer in the car tells him to "Burger off!"
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Saturday, 19-Oct-2024 20:47:10 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for October 19, 2024 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2024/10/19
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. The babysitter has been locked out by Calvin. He taunts her from his bedroom window as she attempts to get back inside. He taunts her further by telling her he'd like to see what's in her purse.
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Thursday, 17-Oct-2024 01:20:16 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

Revealed: International ‘race science’ network secretly funded by US tech boss | #Race | The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/oct/16/revealed-international-race-science-network-secretly-funded-by-us-tech-boss
#Germany #Ethnicity #Politics #Pseudoscience

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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Friday, 11-Oct-2024 03:08:54 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#Autumn #colours are now beginning to manifest themselves around the place. I like seeing the transition from #Greens to #Reds and #Oranges in #Trees.
#MyWork #MyPhoto #CCBYSA #Android
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1. Row of trees with leaves with colours changing from green to red to orange to yellow.
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Monday, 07-Oct-2024 20:56:44 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for October 07, 2024 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2024/10/07
#Humour #Cartoon
In conversation about 2 months ago from mastodon.org.uk permalink
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1. Calvin is getting ready for bed. In the bathroom, he's talking to Hobbes, "Here it is 8:00 and we have to go to bed already. Somebody's always running my life. I never get to do what I want to do." In bed now, Hobbes asks him, "What would you do if you could stay up?" Calvin ponders, "I dunno... something fun! Whatever mum and dad get to do!" Meanwhile, Calvin's parents are sitting exhausted snoring on the couch.
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Saturday, 05-Oct-2024 05:09:18 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for May 04, 2018 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2018/05/04
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. R2D2 projects a hologram of Princess Leia. It is projecting it for the benefit of a doctor. Leia is saying, "Need birth control. Help my ob/gyn -- you're my only hope." The caption reads, "Leia tires to prevent any more offspring from being seduced by the dark side."
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Saturday, 21-Sep-2024 20:04:19 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#Sunrise #Shadows in the #Sky
#Astronomy #Picture of the Day
https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap240921.html
#APOD
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1. Shadows of clouds in the sky at sunrise.
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Thursday, 19-Sep-2024 00:23:50 JST Khurram Wadee ✅
in reply to
- #TuckFrump
@realTuckFrumper Says a man who looks like he still lives and works at home with his mother.

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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Sep-2024 17:47:26 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for September 17, 2024 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2024/09/17
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. Childhood moments of the famous. Dwayne the Rock Johnson: A boy is introduced to his new-born brother by his mother, "Meet your new little brother, Dwight the Scissors." Samuel L. Jackson: A boy has had a bar of soap inserted into his mouth. An adult is telling him, "I hope you've learned your lesson." Charles Darwin: A family portrait of a baby and the rest of the family in ascending order of age. Keith Richards: A baby is sitting by an electric guitar and is smoking a fag. Eugene Levy: The mother of a baby with very thick eyebrows is reassured by a doctor, "Don't worry! I'm sure he'll grow into them."
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Sep-2024 17:41:13 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#xkcd: #EveryScientificField
https://xkcd.com/2986/
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. The makeup of every scientific field: A very narrow sector of a circle is labelled, "Everything you've ever heard of." The rest is labelled, "Some obscure-sounding category like `subsurface microbes' or `dark energy' or `parasitoid wasps'."
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Sunday, 15-Sep-2024 19:47:49 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for September 15, 2024 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2024/09/15
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. Calvin is having a sandwich for lunch and Susie is sitting next to him. He notices it is peanut butter. Suddenly, he puts the sandwich down and says, "Did you see that?" Susie looks over, "Hmn? What?" "My sandwich wiggled! There's something alive in it!" Susie is disgusted, "Ew!" Calvin picks up the sandwich and says, "Hmm... I don't feel any slugs in here, what could it be? I'd better smell it." The sandwich "jumps" onto Calvin's face. "Augh! Augh! It's got my nose!! The peanut butter itself is alive! It's oozing up my face! It's going to suck out my eyeballs! Help!" With a seemingly great effort, Calvin manages to get the bread off his face but his face is now plastered with peanut butter. "I got it off! Quick! Drown it in chocolate milk!" Susie is covering her face with embarrassment. Calvin smiles, though his face is still covered, "Boy, what a close call that was! Won't mum be disappointed to see her little plot failed!" Susie has had enough, "Look at you! I've never seen anything so revolting! What's wrong with you?! I'm eating somewhere else." Now alone, Calvin says, "Girls are so weird."
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Engineer interested in nonlinear mechanics and science & maths in general. Also, politics & humour.The animation in my header is a demonstration of Kepler's Second Law of Planetary Motion (CC-BY-SA) -- see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kepler%27slawsofplanetarymotionYou can check out others mathematical animations by me by searching for #WxMaxima.Also, you can find my photographs by searching for #D7000. But please note that of course neither of these hashtags is unique to me.

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