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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Sunday, 15-Sep-2024 18:56:56 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#Doonesbury by #GarryTrudeau for September 15, 2024 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2024/09/15
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. An operator at a call centre says, "You've reached myFACTS This is Austin." The caller says, "Yes, Austin, can you tell me if Harris is in the pocket of Big Paper Straw?" The operator answers, "Well, no. But we do carry `proof' of it." The caller replies, "Cool! I'll take one unit." The operator gets another call, "Hi! You've reached myFACTS home of bespoke reality! How may I resource your bubble?" The caller says, "Yes, am wanting to speak with minister of purchasing." The operator asks, "Who's calling, please?" The caller says, "Is top Russian troll farm!" The operator replies, "I'm sorry, sir, but all of our [d]isinformation is now domestically sourced. Our entire inventory of conspiracies is American-made, 100% free of foreign contaminants!" The caller says, "But we have glorious dossier! Allow me to provide free sample!" The operator says, "OK. I'll bite." The caller says, "Kamala is not U.S. citizen!" The operator says, "Ha! Thanks but we already carry the full birther line."
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Sunday, 15-Sep-2024 18:38:27 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#PearlsBeforeSwine by #StephanPastis for September 15, 2024 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2024/09/15
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. Rat is chatting with Pig. He says, "I don't know what's wrong with neighbour Bob. He used to talk to me all the time about politics.. Now he won't even have a discussion with me." "I mean, I stay informed.*" *Only watches cable news channels that agrees with his view. "I look at all the relevant web sites.*" *Only goes to web sites that agree with his view. "And I stay pretty up-to-date with stuff discussed on social media.*" *Only sees news feed that he has specifically tailored to his views. "And I talk to plenty of other people about politics.*" *Only people who he knows agree with his views. "He's everything that's wrong with America." Pig seems to agree, "So closed-minded."
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Sunday, 15-Sep-2024 18:36:17 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for September 15, 2024 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2024/09/15
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. A boy is on his home's doorsteps playing with a slinky spring. His parents are looking at him through the glass door. His mother says, "He won't go to school. He won't talk to his friends. He barely eats. Our son's addicted to that slinky, Greg! What do we do?!" His father replies to her, "I don't know, Anne, but a 12-step programme is just gonna make him more addicted!"
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Thursday, 12-Sep-2024 16:16:09 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

Young #StarCluster #NGC1333
#Astronomy #Picture of the Day
https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap240912.html
#APOD
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1. Composite portrait of star cluster.
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Saturday, 07-Sep-2024 18:41:50 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for September 07, 2024 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2024/09/07
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. Calvin wakes up and realizes it's Saturday. He and Hobbes race downstairs to watch cartoons and eat cereal all day long. Meanwhile, his father is drowsily getting up to go to his office so he can sleep there instead.
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Saturday, 07-Sep-2024 18:41:09 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for September 07, 2024 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2024/09/07
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. A female octopus approaches a male at a dance to invite him to dance. He says, "8-step? Oh, no, I'm afraid I'm all left tentacles."
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Sep-2024 20:52:24 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for September 04, 2024 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2024/09/04
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. At school, the teacher asks Calvin to leed the class in the pledge of allegiance. Calvin goes into a panic, "No! What did the Supreme Court decided about that? Is this a prayer? Don't you have to read me my rights? I don't keep up with this stuff! I'm just a kid! I'm only here because my parents make me go! I don't want to be a test case! I don't even know what court district I'm in! Call on someone else!" He gets sent to the Principal and sighs, "I can't believe it's not even 8:15 yet."
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Sep-2024 20:35:15 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for June 20, 2018 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2018/06/20
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. A crash test dummy is at a computer displaying Windows 15. Two men in white coats, with clipboards are observing and one says, "Now we wait for it to crash." The caption reads, "At Microsoft Headquarters".
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Saturday, 31-Aug-2024 03:47:30 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for June 29, 2018 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2018/06/29
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. An electric plug and socket are on a dinner date. The socket says, "Look, Eric, we're young. If we're going to do this, I want us to be safe. Did you bring protection?" The plug brings out a surge protector to show the socket. She adds, "You're so thoughtful!"
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Saturday, 24-Aug-2024 22:02:04 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#TomGauld on the #writer’s new #gamebook idea – #cartoon | #Books | The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/books/picture/2024/aug/03/tom-gauld-on-the-writers-new-gamebook-idea-cartoon
#Humour
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1. Multi-option board game for writing a book.
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Saturday, 24-Aug-2024 18:38:11 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for August 24, 2024 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2024/08/24
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. Calvin is playing baseball with his father for a change. He throws a ball high into the air and takes a wild swipe at it but completely misses. His father moans, "I wouldn't be worried about this if he was a better student."
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Aug-2024 19:52:12 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for August 20, 2024 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2024/08/20
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. Calvin briefly rubs the belly of a sleeping Hobbes who clearly enjoys the feeling. He starts to walk away but Hobbes suddenly wakes up and snarls menacingly at him. Startled, Calvin resumes his rubbing.
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Aug-2024 19:45:20 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#xkcd: #StorageTanks
https://xkcd.com/2974/
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. A manager at a tank storage facility is talking to a colleague, "A head of security, your primary task is to monitor the storage tanks and watch for calculus teachers trying to drill holes in their bases."
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Aug-2024 19:43:51 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for August 20, 2024 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2024/08/20
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. A ghost is talking to another one who looks wrinkly and beleaguered. It is holding and iron and says, "Didn't say you look old. I just said you have a lot of wrinkles. Here, use this."
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Aug-2024 19:02:41 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#PearlsBeforeSwine by #StephanPastis for August 20, 2024 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2024/08/20
#Humour #Cartoon
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1. Goat mentions to Rat, "Well, I'm finally gonna visit Australia!" Rat replies, "Terrific! How relaxing it'll be to be in a country with the most poisonous spiders, most venomous snakes, deadliest jellyfish, biggest sharks, and scariest man-eating crocodiles." Goat reconsiders, "Maybe I'll just stay in the hotel." Rat adds, "You know you can die for free here."
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Aug-2024 15:54:43 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#Meteors and #Aurora over #Germany
#Astronomy #Picture of the Day
https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap240814.html
#APOD
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1. Long exposure showing magenta northern lights and meteor streaks with a tree silhouetted in the foreground.
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Monday, 12-Aug-2024 19:07:56 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

From Trump and Vance to falling asleep on public transport: #EdithPritchett’s week in #VennDiagrams – #cartoon | Life and style | The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/picture/2024/aug/12/from-trump-and-vance-to-falling-asleep-on-public-transport-edith-pritchetts-week-in-venn-diagrams-cartoon
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1. Venn diagrams 1.Trump & Vance and Falling asleep on public transport. Intersection: How did we get here?! 2. International climate goals and When you chocolate bar gets stuck in the vending machine. Intersection: Failing to deliver on what was promised. 3. Global wealth dispairty and Sleeping on twin beds pushed together. Intersection: Slowly widening gulf.
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Monday, 12-Aug-2024 18:56:10 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for August 12, 2024 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2024/08/12
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1. Calvin imagines himself to be a hummingbird who needs a constant supply of sugar to maintain his hectic wing flapping. He consumes half his body weight in sugar water a day. In reality, he's taking some fizzy drinks from the fridge, which is augmented with caffeine.
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Monday, 12-Aug-2024 17:54:50 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for July 30, 2018 - GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2018/07/30
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1. On two adjacent roads, a runner is on one signposted 5 k while a prospector is running up the other signposted 24 k.
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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Monday, 22-Jul-2024 01:08:48 JST Khurram Wadee ✅

#ChrisRiddell on how the #RepublicanParty is #MakingAmericaGrotesqueAgain – #cartoon | Chris Riddell | The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2024/jul/20/chris-riddell-on-how-the-republican-party-is-making-america-grotesque-again-cartoon
#US #Politics #Satire

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Engineer interested in nonlinear mechanics and science & maths in general. Also, politics & humour.The animation in my header is a demonstration of Kepler's Second Law of Planetary Motion (CC-BY-SA) -- see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kepler%27slawsofplanetarymotionYou can check out others mathematical animations by me by searching for #WxMaxima.Also, you can find my photographs by searching for #D7000. But please note that of course neither of these hashtags is unique to me.

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