Notices by Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Sunday, 09-Aug-2026 04:15:36 JST
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@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co I am not cool enough to know what that means -
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Sunday, 09-Aug-2026 04:15:35 JST
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@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co ah
I thought about using it because unlike MS they didn't seem to be actively smashing my penis flat
but then I didn't do anything with it so -
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Sunday, 09-Aug-2026 04:13:56 JST
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@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co what's wrong with codeberg -
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jun-2026 06:09:18 JST
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@zonk@shitposter.world have fuuuuuuuuuun...
what are you using it for -
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Monday, 04-May-2026 15:07:26 JST
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@Forestofenchantment@clubcyberia.co @Nudhul@shitposter.world @zonk@shitposter.world person at my old job had a vespa covered in furry stuff. They got fired for something, never found out what tho -
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Monday, 04-May-2026 15:05:36 JST
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@Nudhul@shitposter.world @Forestofenchantment@clubcyberia.co @zonk@shitposter.world there was a truck around here that was covered in bad dragon stickers, it had a flared chance as the gear knob -
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Monday, 04-May-2026 07:41:04 JST
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@Forestofenchantment@clubcyberia.co @zonk@shitposter.world I don't want that kind of heat dawg, I wanna fade into the background -
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Monday, 04-May-2026 06:56:00 JST
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@Forestofenchantment@clubcyberia.co @protos@tsundere.love why is she holding a lesotho flag -
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Monday, 04-May-2026 06:54:36 JST
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jfc they're outsourcing fucking SUICIDE HOTLINES TO FUCKING INDIA
"uhh sar the AI translates for us and gives sentiment analysis" -
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Monday, 04-May-2026 06:53:56 JST
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so many job listings end up at an "AI Interview" which is definitely just recording you and using you for AI training. Nuke India pls -
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Monday, 04-May-2026 06:52:49 JST
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@zonk@shitposter.world is it cool and have you put gay stickers on it yet -
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Monday, 04-May-2026 06:52:47 JST
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@zonk@shitposter.world hahaha nice
vanity plates here are terrible, like the most inscrutible or inane shit you can think of
2 notable examples are "ummmmm" and "heyitzme"
not to mention the elventy billion teslas with "spark" or "zap" :blobcat_wakeup: -
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Monday, 04-May-2026 06:51:39 JST
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cleaning out my twitter follows, so many "FUCK THIS SHIT LEAVING FOR BLUSKY" accountscheck their bluesky
deadwowee sure was worth it huh -
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Monday, 04-May-2026 06:49:54 JST
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@Forestofenchantment@clubcyberia.co @protos@tsundere.love she is cute I will protect her -
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Saturday, 07-Mar-2026 01:09:24 JST
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ban India from the internet NOW
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Saturday, 07-Mar-2026 01:09:06 JST
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I'm just a kitty cat, I'm not made for this
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Thursday, 22-Jan-2026 13:21:31 JST
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crashing out
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Dec-2025 12:18:52 JST
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My computer is fine, it plays the games I want to play and does what I need it tob-but it won't play COD Black BBQ 9!literally nothing new is worth playing
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Dec-2025 12:18:31 JST
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@nbi@misskey.art the previous game was better, they haven't figured out 3D yet
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Dec-2025 12:17:58 JST
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@zonk@shitposter.world the extra bolt is for sounding