Notices by Citizen Helene (citizenhelene@mastodon.social), page 2

It's 909 Day and I still don't have a 909 (will probably be 909 years old before I do)

@botvolution Consider:

(Awful in all the ways you can imagine, unfortunately)

I've been catching a series of really weird 70s Westerns lately

I don't even like Westerns but I can't really not watch a film that stars Robert Culp (and Ernest Borgnine?)

Robert Culp is playing a bounty hunter in this film, but he kind of just looks like Steven Spielberg or something

Actually, The Light at the Edge of the World isn't a Western, but it felt kind of Western coded

Today's Soho Radio show is a Leroy Burgess special ✨ Very excited about this! Tune in from 2-4pm via https://sohoradiolondon.com/

What if Oliver Reed but also an elephant for some reason(???)

Hannibal Brooks might be too weird even for me

This is a waste of my time

Why doesn't the elephant ever make a noise

@botvolution Yes! It usually shows Hammer films on a Sunday night too

Columbo Sunday has now turned into The Prisoner Sunday (Legend Xtra showing a few episodes in a row)

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Might phucque around and watch a philme

Tip: Leave all your synths in the sun today to help them sound more analogue

My latest Soho Radio show is now on Mixcloud. You can listen back to it here:

https://www.mixcloud.com/sohoradio/citizen-helene-06082024/

Back on Soho Radio today from 2-4pm BST with two hours of the finest boogie

Tune in via https://sohoradiolondon.com/

I thought it was going to be some serious-ish weird sci fi thing but it's actually extremely funny (while also being weird)