Notices by Neia (neia@fedi.ikeran.org)

Doing a cut from the car interior to the exterior, then immediately back to the interior for an "are we there yet?" This is a family vacation movie, isn't it?

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Maximum energy? We can't sustain that level of output!

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They need the interior of a human skull to be dry and not humid.

A human body. They need --

They want an ugly bag of mostly water to be dry inside.

These people are not very good at their jobs, are they.

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Oh, right, we ceded all responsibility for the decision to a computer, so it must be right.

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As a princess, I too hang out on the bridge of a small picket ship with a Nosferatu to interdict the locals' exploration attempts.

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They just happen to keep a giant monster in the hold in case they want to kill someone gruesomely. Is this typical for scientific expeditions? I'm only familiar with Okeanos Explorer, which rarely has any living monsters inside.

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"Use emergency escape equipment!"
astronaut immediately removes his helmet

I don't think that's going to help.

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Robo-Colonel's electronic components need to stay dry, and he just went underwater. His logs are going to be utterly unreadable.

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I guess the crew just isn't up to date on current events?

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Do they even qualify as monsters when they're wearing space suits that hide all their monstrous features? Heck, they didn't even bother with the makeup that's visible through the visors!

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Did that one woman blow a kiss to the princess before being whisked off to the purification chamber?

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Women leaving like "I thought this was some weird sex thing, but they just made us stand in a cell for 12 hours."

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Aww, what a friendly little vulture!

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Next up, Perseus spending six months taming the pegasus and teaching it to bear a rider.

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Horf!
(Yes I'm just going to coo over every animal that shows up on screen)

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Ah yes, the Three Fates from Macbeth

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Calibos reminds me of Balem Abrasax from Jupiter Ascending. "I CREATE LIFE!"

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Rookie mistake. You need a coin for Charon on the way in, and another for him on the way back.

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Cat spotted!

Wait, no, it wasn't spotted.

Cat tabbied!

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Now there's some horsemanship!

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