Notices by Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)

Folks it is now about one hour until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! If you want to filter out the hashtag, now'd be a good time to do that.

If you'd like to join in, this week's movie is VAMPIRE ON BIKINI BEACH (1988), which I can only assume is a documentary about vampire bats in California.

No? Huh.

Anyway it's free with ads on Tubi over here: https://tubitv.com/movies/712244/vampires-on-bikini-beach

Or you can download from Archive.org over here: https://archive.org/details/vampires-on-bikini-beach

Just hit play at the top of the hour and toot along! See you there ^^

#Cinema #Movies #Cinemastodon #Horror #Scifi #Vampire #Bikinis

TEN MINUTES now remain until #MONSTERDON! Tell your loved ones goodbye and turn your face to join the new flesh!

...okay fine maybe that's a little overdramatic, just get the movie cued up and park your butts.

You, uh, may want to install some additional safety devices for this movie btw, it's looking pretty dire. #Monsterdon

Really the main crime this film is committing is that it doesn't star Tia Carrere, like this would've been exactly her speed circa 1988

#Monsterdon

🦇 TURN DOWN YOUR uh well JUST TURN THEM DOWN OKAY 🦇

(you know what I mean)

#Monsterdon

"Put that garlic back in your spaghetti sauce" how did you get it OUT of the sauce to START WITH man??? #Monsterdon

Soundtrack's promising XD #Monsterdon

*knock knock* Coffin service, ma'am, just here to change your sheets. #Monsterdon

Is... Is that the stinger? Is the film over? #Monsterdon

"Doo dee doo I'll just walk down Certain Doom Alley, sure it'll be fine" #Monsterdon

...Okay apparently we didn't need any actual explanation about that scene, moving on. #Monsterdon

This is your reminder that this movie was shown on the USA network and introduced by Gilbert Gottfried. Aaaand you can kinda tell, huh? #Monsterdon

Oh, Bobbie Dinwiddle. Nice to see him get work after he escaped the Wonka factory. #Monsterdon

Ma'am please don't deliver your lines directly into the camera. #Monsterdon

FINALLY, six and a half minutes into the movie we have both a BEACH and a BIKINI #Monsterdon

"You need a unique driving experience" The seats are made of french toast! :D #Monsterdon

Must've had unrestricted access to an ADR booth, I guess. Batten down the hatches, it's gonna be nonstop voiceovers :/ #Monsterdon

"There sure are some sickies around, huh?"

Yes, we've met the cast. #Monsterdon

OH GOD THAT NEON i have BEEN IN THIS BASEMENT D: D: D: #Monsterdon

Hey, it's my boss from that job in Chicago at 18 :D #Monsterdon