Notices by Cactuar Joe (cactuarjoe@retro.pizza)

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Movie tonight! #Monsterdon movie tonight!

#movies #cinema #cinemastodon #scifi #horror

Being a millennial has always felt like I'm being told I'm not an adult by old people while they dangle the markers of adulthood over a pit and dare me to jump for it,

but during this administration it ALSO feels like being told I'm not an adult by people wearing diapers and scooting around on a tricycle.

JFK jr riding a clown car around in a circle honking and squeaking while demanding I produce children or he won't take me seriously >_>

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Look at my art <3

#art #mastoart #fediart #mtg #magicthegathering #artist

The year is 1986. I'm watching The Muppet Show. I have no idea who the guest star is or why they're famous.

The year is 2026. I'm watching The Muppet Show. I have no idea who the guest star is or why they're famous.

Happy Great Molasses Flood anniversary! :D

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Molasses_Flood

Have a glass of blackstrap on me and raise a toast to industrial regulations!

Industrial Regulations: Because They'd Kill You For a Nickel™

Folks we're a little less than half an hour to #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Get your hashtag filter ready if you want to avoid it!

If you wanna join in, this week we're watching GODZILLA (1998), the truly awful American one. Apparently this Godzilla is an irradiated iguana created by the French, so I'm sure this is gonna be a completely normal movie.

The flick's available for free with ads over on Tubi right here: https://tubitv.com/movies/694144/godzilla

Or you can download from Archive.org over here: https://archive.org/details/godzilla.-1998.-uhd.-1080p.-blu-ray.x-264.-dd-5.1

Just hit play at the top of the hour and toot along! See you there! :D

#Movies #Cinema #cinemastodon #Horror #scifi #Godzilla

Five minutes until #Monsterdon! Get your shit together, whether that be a hashtag block or a snack!

💡 TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS 💡

(where applicable)

#Monsterdon

SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER OPENING!

THEY REALLY THOUGHT THIS SHIT WAS GONNA FLY

#Monsterdon

...The French national anthem plays sinisterly, almost mockingly in the background.

Stuff like this reminds me how easy it was for Americans to get mad at the French after 9/11. #Monsterdon

Yes yes, War Never Changes, can we move on? #Monsterdon

NOOOO, NOT IGUANAOPOLIS #Monsterdon

It's a Godzilla film, of course it starts with a boat. #Monsterdon

Oh god, he's got an Unrequited Relationship -_-;

The Formula -_-; #Monsterdon

He's the Toppalous! #Monsterdon

"But my work here isn't finished!"

That's what I say every time a #Monsterdon film ends without a denouement. :/ #Monsterdon

He's full of cicadas :X #Monsterdon

WE HAVE GOJIRA #Monsterdon