Notices by essjax (essjax@essjax.com)

@thomasfuchs I voted for a woman here in NZ and I'm still cishet male a couple of years later. Baffling eh.

🕳️ testing please ignore 🕳️

@Edent I had my bank call me about suspected fraud and they had no way for me to confirm they were legit. I said I'd call them back and they didn't have an external number I could call. Their tone suggested nobody had ever checked. One of the biggest banks in Australia / NZ.

If you're willingly going swimming in the river through Paris, you're in seine.

@rimu concur
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/AAAAAAAAA!

@thomasfuchs excuse me while I just yoink fartwaffle and add it to my lexicon of curseless swears, thank you kindly