Notices by Peter (peter@thepit.social), page 2

"they promised me a big juicy carrot, but now the carrot is gone and i'm trapped in some kind of box!! i want to talk to the manager."

dude i am fucking DYING.

the guy who tried to kill Trump is a rational, moral actor. you can disagree with him on tactical grounds (and I do), but he was not crazy and not immoral. given everything Trump is doing, and that the Democrats have basically committed to sitting on their hands until the 2028 election, it's surprising more people haven't reached the same conclusion as Cole Allen.

basically, what Kate says in this thread. https://bsky.app/profile/findingtangle.bsky.social/post/3mkghslyhes2b

[monocle plops into my soup] SEVEN TRILLION???? https://www.theverge.com/ai-artificial-intelligence/917380/ai-monetization-anthropic-openai-token-economics-revenue?view_token=eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJpZCI6Imhoc1FDS1RhQUMiLCJwIjoiL2FpLWFydGlmaWNpYWwtaW50ZWxsaWdlbmNlLzkxNzM4MC9haS1tb25ldGl6YXRpb24tYW50aHJvcGljLW9wZW5haS10b2tlbi1lY29ub21pY3MtcmV2ZW51ZSIsImV4cCI6MTc3NzM4NDQ4MiwiaWF0IjoxNzc2OTUyNDgyfQ.JdiwB5mzMrpD-cun8nXLs42bBKEawbl-27ku_hfMh2A&utm_medium=gift-link

what other industry makes **$7 trillion** in revenue over the course of five years??

Meta + Alphabet + Amazon + Alphabet = ~$1.8 trillion in 2025, which is $9 trillion if you multiply by five. oh ok, yeah sure, seems totally plausible, uh-huh.

kinda seems like it, yeah!!

when people are like "well, it will be bad, but probably not as bad as 2008" i'm like hm, i don't know. i don't know.

just looked at Tesla's all-time chart and it's fucking **wild** maybe the pandemic explains everything.

you can see the point where retail investors had to stay inside with a smart phone for 18 months.

Tesla is near its all-time highs after Musk announced the company will basically stop making cars and pivot to humanoid robots.

either equity markets are permanently broken or something catastrophic is about to happen.

i have never used an AI customer service chat that was more helpful than the previous deterministic chat bots that regurgitate the FAQ or whatever.

ChatGPT was released to the public four years ago and today i can't think of a single software feature or product that uses it that i would miss if it disappeared today.

lmao "The Oval Office" look how they massacred my boy

holy fuck shit. now **that's** an edge case, my god. https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/12/ios_passcode_bug/

Iran may not have been trying to develop a nuke before, but you better fucking believe they're going to develop one now.

that is about the shape of it.

ok so instead of wiping out Iran, Trump surrendered. but Israel is gonna keep dropping bombs and invading/occupying Lebanon. and everyone has to pay $2m to go through the Strait. let's see if he can continue to convince himself that he won.

hm, but is there something **you** can do, Congressman??

it's such a safe thing to demand because these guys have no responsibility at all. i could do it, watch: I demand President Trump's cabinet invoke the 25th Amendment and replace him with Vice President JD Vance.

see? anyone can demand that, to the same effect.