Notices by ames (amelia@misskey.bubbletea.dev), page 6

average guard dog rover user

RE: https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/notes/9tgo81m11b

@shibao find that skeeter yet?

looking for a new optics ready ccw pistol
ask the company if their pistol is optics ready or just uses shitty plates
they don't understand
pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is optics ready with a good footprint and what is shitty plates
they laugh and say "its an optics ready pistol maam"
look at pistol
its just shitty plates on a proprietary footprintRE: https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/notes/9tetkhpuu9

@shibao I heard "redistributing wealth" and the spirit of the soviet soldier who died horribly in jalalabad (my precious incarnation) started writhing around uncomfortably inside my frontal cortex

this means nothing I just thought it'd be funny to say

@shibao
@kaia@brotka.st as long as I don't have to lug around the empire equivalent of an M16A4 with an ACOG, PVS-22, PEQ-2, and old ass incandescent wml (ie the weapon in the image) i'm beyond happy

now would I rather be on a "rebel" sabotuer team with far less oversight (HEHE) and a more dynamic mission, ie not an occupier? yes

@shibao this is literally the lewis gun

@shibao I agree in general. bad performance? PUT A FAN ON IT AND MAKE THE CASE SLIGHTLY THICKER YOU COWARDS

I have no idea what context you're talking about but I'll stand by this

@shibao nope I'm waiting for my S&S to get in since I'll be reconfiguring the entire belt at that time anyway. that's when I'll be fitting it with my carrier, I know it will probably be cooked rn

scaring the hoes with my sub 1 second draw (hand starting hanging at side below holster)-->dot on target-->trigger press

the newer small als paddle (in thumb position when you grip the holstered weapon) is FAST

@shibao
@Ignace@gh0st.live I like being in compromising positions when I'm horny and well armed enough

@shibao genuinely completely accidental, I just had to shift it a couple times from fucking up lolol

@shibao gtk2 looking ass

RE: https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/notes/9si1wqrbmz

@shibao I go slightly insane and listen to about 3x as much rock and roll. but now that I'm in my shorts era it's gonna be more fun

@shibao
@a7@miss.mouse.services thanks! let's see how long youre able to keep saying that when I shove your face into it :)

(none of the twitter irls are here I can say whatever I want)

@shibao ours is tankless so similar effect but not as cool

@shibao @wizard@xyzzy.link @mia@movsw.0x0.st mine killed itself after a year lol

my current amp after it is a focusrite and its been dodgy but admittedly much more stable such i switched to linux fulltime

@shibao just get guns you don't have to clean then get street cred for having fucking filthy weapons because ur cool enough to actually shoot

@shibao nobody can stop me from sexing up aliens. cybernetic mods aren't advancing fast enough we need some other way to get supersoldiers with computer-like speed and decisiveness. im smoking that shepherd pack you people don't understand

@shibao the side charging handle on the Recoilmaster 9000 (xm7) is on the other side of the receiver tho

but yeah ps skinwalking nix commands freaks me out a lil even if I like using them at work