Notices by ames (amelia@misskey.bubbletea.dev), page 3

this is how i got double autism

RE: https://brotka.st/objects/91183004-6488-4ac7-aea4-8565f111a90b

torque-ing my girlfriend to spec

AH YES. DAS ROLLEN. OF COURSE.

BANGERRRRRRRR

RE: https://poa.st/objects/ec14dbcd-4537-4e8a-b1c5-7fc3cf5d61fb

i had no fucking idea i was strong enough to break 18mm steel studs with no cheater bar

RE: https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/notes/9ysvy4qiqs

I love sitting in a conference room with my boss, department director, 2 vendors, and a bunch of attorneys while just reading man proc

only problem with roommates is that they can walk in on you sniffing an accidentally acquired girlfriend shirt

@shibao im not skipping over the fact this had nothing to do with piss and that was still your main takeaway

@shibao im going to crush your nuts with a rubber mallet

kinda wish helldivers 2 had pick10 like bo2 for extra min max potential

imagine msmc+fastmag lightweight ghost toughness dexterity extreme conditioning, but instead its BR14+MAAWS no secondary no grenade triple stack artillery with cooldown cut in half (by a perk)


wow i do remember how to speak my native language (gamer)

sometimes i feel guilty for enjoying things more when im on my adhd meds but then i remember this is the baseline level of pleasure people get from things

chat help we watched pulp fiction and now she's trying to give me a foot massage

@shibao Customer request:

"HELLO WOLF. CAN YOU PLEASE INCLUDE 'THE BALLS' WITH THIS ORDER. THANK YOU."

at last. the official BMOSS mix

RE: https://hachyderm.io/users/samhenrigold/statuses/113097253848974064

ngl sometimes I be feeling like carlos sainz

yeah. racist against NASCAR fans (⌐■_■)

RE: https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/notes/9xu9xb4lu3

*squishes your face with my left and right "shareholder values"*

RE: https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/notes/9xtdwzfxfx

chat i think this one is cringe

been brushing up on my reading recently (*^‿^*)

@shibao is just a chibi version of herself