Notices by GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)

@fesshole Your reward was you got to keep your job, right? Not enough for ya?

@fesshole The latter's a load of horsecrap and you're an asshole.

@fesshole So, how much did you pay extra for this bit of fun? 🙄

@fesshole What is this with you Brits and your farts?

@fesshole Twat.

@fesshole I've been with my partner for over 24 years. We met online. You just kept living in the past for too long. 😂

@fesshole Legit.

@fesshole Food writer here. I identify you as a person who bears a grudge against food critics.

@fesshole Legit.

@fesshole FFS, dude. That'll teacht it*, I guess?

* "the" wife

@fesshole "My usual online password". I rest my case.

@fesshole "My proudest moments (something involving farts)". Yep. Fesshole.

@fesshole Is it all about taking advantage? Well, whatever.

@fesshole "Bought"?

@fesshole Old? You're FIFTY! 😂

@fesshole Ah, yes, primitive plumbing. Here in France, that doesn't happen.

@fesshole Because otherwise there's no way you can? Sad on all levels.

@fesshole What a hill to die on!

@fesshole That'll teach him. I bet he's already working hard on betterment.

@fesshole You're obviously a dick and your then girlfriend and now ex must eventually have discovered this as well.