Notices by GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)

@fesshole Huge perk, Tim.

@fesshole This is the way.

@fesshole Twat.

@fesshole Ah, you're that guy who rides the bus in the nude.

@fesshole Bread with reason? Haven't come across that in my part of France. Is it a regional thing?

@fesshole Good times those were.

@fesshole
This is the funniest joke ever.

Oh wait.

It isn't.

@fesshole Great British Pastimes, Volume One, Chapter One: Farting.

@fesshole You Brits really have the strangest ways of doing marriage, most of all because you instantly seem to stop talking to each other.

@fesshole You're in a bit of a fix, methinks. Maybe look for work elsewhere. Make sure your application includes the desirability of a shaggable and straight boss. 🙄

@fesshole Worthy of an IgNobel Prize.

@fesshole Since it's so fair, I'm sure you've told them. What?? You HAVEN'T?????

@fesshole It's such a lonely word, as Billy Joel truthfully sang.

@fesshole Great parenting. Just great. What the fuck is wrong with y'all's speech centres?

@fesshole And why on earth "can't you yell her"? You're getting older. She's getting older. For fuck's sake, make this easy on yourself.
Believe you me. I'm 71. Ever more stuff stops working properly.

@fesshole Your sense of realism, at least, is refreshing. Are such notions as love and commitment absent on purpose?

@fesshole Bullet dodged.

@fesshole Well, except maybe a couple of years of lifetime... Ever heard of acrylamide?

@fesshole What a day to be able to read. 😲

@fesshole Time well spent.