Notices by GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)

@fesshole Yay!

@fesshole And how did you like your new job?

@fesshole Spend a lot of time on it, yes?

@fesshole Neither your hairline nor your vanity.

@fesshole Harsh. After all, he was only a fly.

@fesshole Dick move regardless.

@fesshole Is six years old not a bit young to be playing with sharp tools?

@fesshole You sound like a very Fesshole-y British couple.

@fesshole My mum was not a nice person either. So I made it clear to her that I had no desire to see her anymore. You should give this strategy a try!

@fesshole You could move to Northern Greenland. The climate's somewhat harsh, but the diet should be totally up your street.

@fesshole Have you checked the use by date on your petty grudge?

@fesshole You've of course not considered telling him.

@fesshole Be sure to let your partner know how handy their cancer came in for you, you ghoul. 🚮🚮🚮

@fesshole How sick can you get?

@fesshole How surprising. 🙄

@fesshole Communication is really a bit of a thing with British couples, innit?

@fesshole Methinks they're more mature than you.

@fesshole You're not straight.

@fesshole Why pretend you're straight?

@fesshole Ah, family guerrilla with covert operations. What the fuck is wrong with y'all's self-assertion? Are you really too chicken to speak up or stand up for yourselves? 🚮🚮🚮