Notices by GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)

@fesshole You do indeed.

@fesshole Well, Biggus Dickus, I look forward to the time of reckoning. Even though is suspect this to be mere ragebait.

@fesshole Balderdash. Completely as well as badly made up.

@fesshole You've not told your relatives about your being face-blind?

@fesshole It's bery obviously Couples Who For Unfathomable Reasons Are Still Together Day on Fesshole.

@fesshole Why are you still together? 🤷🏻♂️

@fesshole Get help.

@fesshole You are aware of the meaning of "main course"?

@fesshole Most likely made up.

@fesshole You must be so proud of yourself for having made itball about you.

@fesshole No, Steve, it doesn't.

@fesshole Wow! And you haven't been nominated for a Nobel Prize?? 😲

@fesshole Suspecting fiction here.

@fesshole Would I look at someone having pizza that way? Hard no. 😱

@fesshole More fibre.

@fesshole Dude. 🙄

@fesshole Yes, them finding out you need reading glasses would have been MUCH more embarrassing, I'm sure we all agree. 🙄

@fesshole Fibre. 🤷🏻♂️

@fesshole You missed out. She, however, dodged a bullet.

@fesshole A problem you'll never have if you go to a REAL baker's. Or don't you guys have any left?