Notices by GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)

@fesshole Were you 12?

@fesshole Jeez, dude. Talk about self-conscious.

@fesshole So you indulge in wanks in unlocked rooms with your small children in the house??

I rest my case, your honour. 🚮🚮🚮🚮

@fesshole Well, har, har, har. 🙄

@fesshole Marital guerrilla FTW.

@fesshole You must work in a very strange place. And I don't mean Britain.

@fesshole A dirty mind is a joy forever.

@fesshole Whut.

@fesshole Did the other parent have a say at all? Was there fully informed consent?

@fesshole Does that mean your butthole is actually clean?

@fesshole I feel no pity in this case. 🙄

Eerlijk zeggen? Ik had op slimmer gehoopt van Timmermans. Dit zijn namelijk niet de enige alternatieven, en m.i. ook niet de beste. https://mastodon.nl/@NunlRSS/114618936807118962

@fesshole Are we sure this is Fesshole?

@fesshole We all know that the word "but" negates all that precedes it. 😉

@fesshole No, I won't.

@fesshole In fact, just in case you want to attempt to emulate him: he doesn't leave the seat down. He PUTS is BACK DOWN.

@fesshole Too bad about "the wife".

@fesshole Sicko.

@fesshole I guess many wives know because their spouses, you know, just tell them? As in not be sneaky about things? I know, it's a weird concept. But most who try like it.

@fesshole A British marriage is a declaration of war. 🤷