Notices by David Nelson voted 🗳️ (dmnelson@mastodon.social)

If Trump is Homelander, Loomer is Stormfront. Helping him become the worst version of himself. Good thing TFG doesn’t have the laser eyes though. Just ketchup bottles. And that pesky cult following. #TheBoys

#SilentSunday #iPhonePhotography #NaturePhotography #CraterLake #CraterLakeOregon #CraterLakeNationalPark

“You’re never going to get this stuff perfect” is not the attitude you want to see from people who want to control the nukes. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jd-vance-ohio-haitian-immigrants-false-claims-face-the-nation/

#SilentSunday #iPhonePhotography #NaturePhotography

Musings of a very stable genius

RFK Jr: “I took a dead bear cub to Central Park and made it look like a bike accident.”

Also RFK Jr: “Hold my beer…”

https://www.axios.com/2024/08/26/rfk-jr-whale-chainsaw-investigation

@ryanhoulihan You’re probably right. I bet most governments have bots that post and engage with content that they want the algorithms to promote.

@ryanhoulihan Tell him to try Gorilla Glue. That’s how my wife’s dad hung his curtains. 😛

@ryanhoulihan Ok, what did I miss? This seems like an awfully random topic for anything resembling a conspiracy theory. 😂

@ryanhoulihan The only people who put an honorific on a hand-addressed envelope are boomers refusing to acknowledge someone’s pronouns, or passive aggressively putting Mrs. Husband’s-Full-Name on a note to a daughter-in-law who didn’t actually change her last name.

My wife is off for summer which means I don’t need to drive the kids anywhere during the day, and I get to bike to work for a couple months! It’s an easy three-mile ride. About half of that is on a dedicated bike and pedestrian path with no street crossings. 😎 🚴

@ryanhoulihan I had a checking account and a credit card with Wells Fargo. One day I went in to close my accounts. They said the card was a separate company but they would call them and take care of it for me. Of course they never did and then my annual iCloud renewal charged to it and went unpaid. I found out the card still existed years later when I was finalizing my mortgage. Surprisingly they let me just pay it and then expunged it from my record, since it was only $60. Still, was not happy.

@ryanhoulihan Grand Slam was in Brett Kavanaug’s calendar just next to Devil’s Triangle. 👹

@ryanhoulihan I tried to make a funny but it wouldn’t let me. https://mastodon.social/@dmnelson/112126246042507924

Whenever I see Apple Vision Pro shortened as AVP I think it means Alien vs. Predator and I am briefly very confused.

@Gargron Happy new year! 🎈

@ryanhoulihan I know it is (should be) a dead technology but considering it’s just sounds over a phone call, it would be nice if cell phones had the ability to send and receive them built-in. Just so you don’t have to resort to a shady third-party service or go to Kinkos for those odd occasions where you have to deal with a fax.

@ryanhoulihan

@ryanhoulihan So sweet that Taylor is helping them FOOT the bill.

@ryanhoulihan Seems a bit like asking “but where are you *really* from” when someone who’s not white says they’re from America. Like, your identity doesn’t satisfy me, please say something else.