Notices by Auntie Mame (ymasumac@mstdn.social)

@nullagent Spotted today in my neighborhood

@charliejane Exactly. Elon has more money than god. He doesn’t NEED to do this. He just WANTS to.

@maskedscheduler Criminal coup.

@VeryBadLlama Anyone know where I can score a single cyanide pill? Just in case one day I’m like, “Yeah, I’m done here.” 🤷🏼♀️ Wait, I need to see the Taj Mahal first, though. First things first.

#Illinois may be the most corrupt state in the Union, but at least we hold our crooked politicians to account and convict. #burke #chicago ⚖️

@TerribleMaps It’s fun to drive that stretch if you’re into urban obstacle courses.