If you're ever trying to cover up some sort of crime for a multinational corporation, probably don't stab the star witness/whistleblower to death in the parking lot mid trial 🧑🏭
"NOTHING TO SEE HERE GUYS VERY LEGAL VERY COOL"
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Bishop Whitewind (b_whitewind@regenerate.social)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Mar-2024 05:52:30 JST Bishop Whitewind
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Bishop Whitewind (b_whitewind@regenerate.social)'s status on Friday, 16-Feb-2024 06:22:06 JST Bishop Whitewind
@eris this needs to be an add on a bus somewhere.
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Bishop Whitewind (b_whitewind@regenerate.social)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jan-2024 04:55:08 JST Bishop Whitewind
@AnarchoNinaWrites My favorite thing from today was capitalist deciding that sending up unarmored balloons to house human beings in the shooting gallery that is space is an amazing idea worth billions in funding.
It's not exactly the same people but it's basically the exact same people. The vein popping out on my forehead is the same though. -
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Bishop Whitewind (b_whitewind@regenerate.social)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jan-2024 01:35:50 JST Bishop Whitewind
Elk like work gloves for tin and a second solar panel
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Bishop Whitewind (b_whitewind@regenerate.social)'s status on Friday, 22-Dec-2023 02:52:39 JST Bishop Whitewind
If you ever have a bunny it's very important you go "Ahhhhbunsbunsbunsbunsbuns" and hop your torso up and down until they hop with you
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Bishop Whitewind (b_whitewind@regenerate.social)'s status on Sunday, 17-Dec-2023 06:19:00 JST Bishop Whitewind
@kaia I spent my youth as a traveler just to learn this
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Bishop Whitewind (b_whitewind@regenerate.social)'s status on Sunday, 17-Dec-2023 04:33:00 JST Bishop Whitewind
@kaia @icedquinn @mangeurdenuage Idk in the UK some terrorist guy was stabbing people stuck on a bridge with a knife so the crowd showed up with a taxidermied Narwhal (I'm not shitting you) and stabbed him to death. I didn't think Narwhals were real up until that point... uhh, oh right. Anyway if anyone involved could find a gun someone surely would have used it.
Meanwhile, were I'm at in the states people keep trying to take hand grenades in their luggage at the airport like it's just a normal thing that happens at this point.
Something is clearly different :)
That said I would be torn apart by wild dogs/coyotes/bears/human sized poisonous snakes, where I'm at here so there is always that. I could probably use a grenade tbf. -
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Bishop Whitewind (b_whitewind@regenerate.social)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 18:16:43 JST Bishop Whitewind
@GrrlScientist tech bros trying to essentially "invent" trees fml.
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Bishop Whitewind (b_whitewind@regenerate.social)'s status on Friday, 15-Dec-2023 08:40:18 JST Bishop Whitewind
Honestly I'm glad my dad left us for dead when he did. His dad was a huge asshole that threw his children out the second they turned 18.
My dad was also clearly a huge asshole as well. I'm sure he would have tried the same if he had been around for it.
Had I not gone through what I did there is no way I would have grown strong enough to break this God forsaken cycle.
This is about the point in his life when he left us. I left down the street to essentially set up shop in a goddamn bunker then came right back ready for it 🥋
You a bitch dad 😘
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Bishop Whitewind (b_whitewind@regenerate.social)'s status on Thursday, 14-Dec-2023 11:58:57 JST Bishop Whitewind
Today the fascist set a courthouse on fire. If they win it'll be you next.
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Bishop Whitewind (b_whitewind@regenerate.social)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Dec-2023 19:49:56 JST Bishop Whitewind
@olmitch @mangeurdenuage I have a shack now :')
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Bishop Whitewind (b_whitewind@regenerate.social)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Nov-2023 03:26:29 JST Bishop Whitewind
@zadiaz People find out I'm a witch and immediately without fail ask me to fix a slipped disk in their back or something bizarre
Maybe put up a chiropractor sign and make some money instead 😩 -
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Bishop Whitewind (b_whitewind@regenerate.social)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Oct-2023 16:29:24 JST Bishop Whitewind
Like why no my 2 year old isn't wearing eye shadow, she's just been awake and won't sleep :/
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Bishop Whitewind (b_whitewind@regenerate.social)'s status on Monday, 23-Oct-2023 14:16:47 JST Bishop Whitewind
This will not make you psychic. It will however make you go blind.
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Bishop Whitewind (b_whitewind@regenerate.social)'s status on Monday, 23-Oct-2023 14:16:38 JST Bishop Whitewind
*internal screaming*
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Bishop Whitewind (b_whitewind@regenerate.social)'s status on Monday, 23-Oct-2023 03:44:56 JST Bishop Whitewind
@olmitch @Moon @newt *stares lovingly at word filter glimmering in the distance like a small sun*
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Bishop Whitewind (b_whitewind@regenerate.social)'s status on Thursday, 19-Oct-2023 16:07:35 JST Bishop Whitewind
@kaia you could try dumping a bag of like cedar shavings like they use for bunny cages in the bottom. Might just end up with hamsters living it in but that's the only thing I can think of. Might take a while.
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Bishop Whitewind (b_whitewind@regenerate.social)'s status on Thursday, 12-Oct-2023 00:41:38 JST Bishop Whitewind
Man people suddenly have a whole lot of feels now that it's not just Israeli snipers using 5 year old children for sniper practice, while caging them in an open air concentration camp, and genocidal "settlers" taking over what was left of their homes at gunpoint.
Oh lawd someone clapped back against a multi generational genocide. Get me some ethically sourced pearls to clutch stat! -
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Bishop Whitewind (b_whitewind@regenerate.social)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Oct-2023 13:59:44 JST Bishop Whitewind
Be cool if I kept the lantern that actually worked in the car *tuts*. Good thing I made my peace with the spirits here months back. Until you get used to it you can't see anything, sometimes the moon's gone somewhere.
The first night I ever tried to spend out here I ended up driving off terrified LOL.
At least even I don't know anyone crazy enough to bother me out here 💅 -
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Bishop Whitewind (b_whitewind@regenerate.social)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Oct-2023 13:49:27 JST Bishop Whitewind
This is probably terrible advice to be giving but I absolutely should have just run away from home as a teenager and never looked back. The best day of my life will be when these people are finally dead.