Notices by EboMike (ebomike@mastodon.social)

Esther Crawford, who proudly slept in the Twitter office to meet some arbitrary deadline Elon made up, has apparently been fired. I hope that some day people will understand that killing yourself for your employer is pointless.

@Gargron That should be your new alias. Kinda like "Tim Apple". Thanks Mediaite!

@Gargron Means there's more traffic. That's a good sign. Let's call those delays "celebratory pauses"!