@molly0xfff “At tea, we believe that excellence is not just in the code, it's in the 'tea'-tails. Our commitment to precision is unwavering as we meticulously scrutinize our protocol to ensure robustness and elegance. Every line of code and user interface is steeped in thoughtfulness, embodying our dedication to an exceptional brew of technology. This meticulous approach enables us to craft an intuitive and seamless experience, infusing reliability and quality into every aspect of our work.”
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Jonathan Wight (schwa@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Feb-2024 08:28:25 JST Jonathan Wight -
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Jonathan Wight (schwa@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 18-Feb-2024 14:48:00 JST Jonathan Wight Celebrating the first solid poop in 2 days.
You're welcome.
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Jonathan Wight (schwa@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 10-Feb-2024 11:30:20 JST Jonathan Wight Looks safe
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Jonathan Wight (schwa@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 26-Jan-2024 10:58:12 JST Jonathan Wight Narrative A: Apple is “caught napping in the AI era"
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Jonathan Wight (schwa@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 21-Jan-2024 05:07:09 JST Jonathan Wight This trend of “you left items in your cart” email bullshit has to stop.
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Jonathan Wight (schwa@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jan-2024 01:30:53 JST Jonathan Wight There's a fad going on right now around optimizing your shell startup time.
If you're a fish user this is how you profile your interactive shell:
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fish --profile-startup /tmp/fish.profile -i -c exit
```My shell starts in 0.1 seconds, while I can shave some time off that the returns are already diminished.
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Jonathan Wight (schwa@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jan-2024 01:46:20 JST Jonathan Wight The tech lay offs trend continues. When this trend first begun, companies were blaming a “looming recession”. We’re still not in a recession…
This week Twitch is laying off 1/3rd of their staff. That’s a giant “whoops we fucked up” that they’re calling (disgustingly) “rightsizing” the company.
If the new company size is the “right” size then by extension execs allowed 50% more hiring than needed.
Betting zero execs are getting fired for this incredibly massive fuck up.
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Jonathan Wight (schwa@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 05-Jan-2024 06:15:28 JST Jonathan Wight @inthehands his people don’t care. Seem to think all of his behavior is acceptable. They’re loving and applauding this.
And there’s enough folks who see what he’s doing , loathe it and yet still prefer him to any democrat. They’re the scarier imo.
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Jonathan Wight (schwa@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 23-Dec-2023 03:59:56 JST Jonathan Wight Shopify abbrievating their name to "shop" in (some/all?) emails/store websites/communications is the _worst_ rebranding ever.
I had no idea "shop" was shoppify.
They have a brand, granted not one I gave a shit about, and decided to just use a generic word instead.
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Jonathan Wight (schwa@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 01:48:04 JST Jonathan Wight The one good thing about Trump is that you don’t need to invent a Time Machine and go back in time to utterly destroy him before he rises to power.
You just need to get over your (likely totally valid) objections to Biden and vote for the person not threatening to deport minorities or promising to become a dictator.
Only **you** can prevent fascism without breaking causality and causing grandfather paradoxes.
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Jonathan Wight (schwa@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Dec-2023 04:05:21 JST Jonathan Wight Meeting culture gone awry.
I spend the first 10 minutes of every work day declining meetings I don't need to attend. Today is a medium weight day only 3 meetings scheduled for lunchtime.
Virtual only companies seem to overcompensate with too many recurring meetings I feel.
Although I do love when I am invited to someone's OOO. But they give me weird looks when I turn up at their Doctor's office though.
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Jonathan Wight (schwa@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Dec-2023 04:05:19 JST Jonathan Wight @dimsumthinking yeah. Meeting culture is just terrible.
I was asked specifically to attend a meeting yesterday that i had been declining invites to for about ~2 months. They were still discussing the same topics at the last meeting I attended and had not reached any good conclusion in that time.
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Jonathan Wight (schwa@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 26-Nov-2023 12:56:45 JST Jonathan Wight Got off phone call with my brother in Australia who told me a story about my (late) mother getting arrested for assaulting British Prime Minister while shouting "death to fascists”.
My brother is notoriously full of shit. But my mum used to protest things a lot - remember her being part of the Greenham Common women for some period.
Now I'm feverishly trying to search for arrest records or news events of when it may have happened ~50 years ago…
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Jonathan Wight (schwa@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 23-Nov-2023 02:12:24 JST Jonathan Wight Watched Oppenheimer last night. While the audio isn’t as terrible as some of Nolan’s other works there’s still many moments of “what the fuck did he just say”. I know it’s a stylistic choice at this point but boy is it the wrong choice.
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Jonathan Wight (schwa@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 18-Nov-2023 06:35:29 JST Jonathan Wight @inthehands I use the SD port enough that I am happy with it. I'd trade that HDMI for another tbolt though.
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Jonathan Wight (schwa@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 10-Nov-2023 01:28:00 JST Jonathan Wight I’m on my last day of the anti-viral paxlovid for Covid.
If this is what Covid on an anti-viral is like I absolutely do not want to find out what it would have been like without it.
It’s been brutal so far.
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Jonathan Wight (schwa@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 05-Nov-2023 14:55:28 JST Jonathan Wight Good for Ireland for being one of the few possibly only western governments to criticise Israel.
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Jonathan Wight (schwa@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 26-Oct-2023 00:02:08 JST Jonathan Wight @inthehands the very concept of police being used as private security in their off hours is such a weird concept to me as a foreigner.
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Jonathan Wight (schwa@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Oct-2023 13:46:42 JST Jonathan Wight @inthehands Okta is a turd though.
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Jonathan Wight (schwa@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 15-Oct-2023 07:30:50 JST Jonathan Wight Xcode build errors come in three varieties:
• Error: You MUST fix these.
• Warning: You SHOULD fix these.
• Errors from previous builds that keep leaking into the wrong build report (*): You MUST ignore these or you will go insane.(* "Build Succeeded. 10 errors!”)