Notices by 🍂fall leaves🍁ΘΔ& (ohellofedefo@writing.exchange)

I once saw an account based in France post something about stealing wheels of cheese...
and I thought, without a lick of sarcasm: "oh, this must be Normal French Behavior."

... turns out they were talking about playing Skyrim, lmaoo

French dub of SpongeBob rly going the extra mile (euh... ça fait un effort supplémentaire)

OH "you need an intravenous coffee!"

me: hey, so there's a squirrel in my bathroom
mom: ... what???
me: yea, that was my reaction too

aspiring to be as cool as a sun wearing sunglasses

Nothing Is A Bit
Everything Is Unironic

Signs You Live In A Dying Empire:

...
the cookies are fine, if vaguely cola-tasting...? haven't decided yet if this is Weird Bad or Weird Good
the popping candy gives it a nice thematic mouthfeel tho, which is why I got these at all (I do fuck w the Firework Oreos for that tbh)

...
don't ask me about the drink
I'll spend my money on Coca-Cola Oreos, but Oreo Cola-Cola is where I draw the line!!!

"Blizzards aren't places. They're occurrences *within* places."
#ThrowawayLine

@HauntedOwlbear install via pip... *or* by sticking your hand directly into this hornet's nest!!

"I mean, people call me gay all the time. But I like girls. I'm just, like, vegetarian. And I read poetry. Because I'm not a fucking philistine."
-what happens next (will shock you) [you'll all be sorry 48/49]

this webcomic is honestly everything: https://whathappensnext.webcomic.ws/comics/1/

#Photography #Fotografía #Photographie
#SilentSunday

I guess being in your 30s is all about discovering joy in what was seen as banal mundanity as a child...

ex: grocery shopping (I'm so stoked to make this asparagus later! this granola I randomly found is so good!! [Bob's Red Mill, Apple Blueberry] omg, these Cuban crackers I took a chance on are *actually amazeen!!!* coño, qué riquísima'!!!! [Antonella's])
also: editing a post so everyone knows about this fuckin granola

Manic Pixie Dreams are a Lie Mixed Together by Cosmetic Companies to Get You to Buy More Hair Dye!

Why *Else* Would They Call it "Manic Panic??"

@HauntedOwlbear xenorelationships..??

#Photography #Fotografía #Photographie
#SilentSunday

one of my fave photos I've ever taken 🥰
🌧️📸

ever go to read up on a subject you don't know a lot about, but by the time you're done feel like you know *less* than when you started...?

today's topic for me: LUFS (went in looking for guidance on mastering music, came out of it unsure of what the fuck sound even is)

this is my sweater,
this is my vom
(it is spaghetti;
was made by my mom)

all y'all "awake in the morning, asleep at night" motherfuckers need to check your chronotypical privilege!!

shout out to when I posted some lyrics on deviantART, and someone told me they couldn't possibly be lyrics because they didn't rhyme...

when I kindly explained repetition of like sounds is not a requirement for songwriting, they rescinded their point: "oh, true. I like The Decemberists, and some of their songs don't rhyme."

that's when I lost all respect for them
not because they're a fan of The Decemberists, but because a fan of The Decemberists thought to police my shit for being free verse

if someone mentions they like Fight Club, before jumping to conclusions it's best to clarify whether they mean as a pessimistically nihilistic cishet white guy revenge power fantasy or as a Marxist dark comedy and tragic gay/plural romance