Notices by ❄️falling flakes🌨️ΘΔ& (ohellofedefo@writing.exchange)

my cat chittering to herself about the birds she sees out the window like I make commentary to myself about the beings I see on my screen...

our common ground with cats... prolly those birds, too... all life on earth, maybe?: everyone loves talking shit

it's cute how you consider your hateful displays toward my kind to be a demonstration of your strength, and not the evidence of your terror and reverence it so clearly is

coming around to "maybe -phobia is an apt suffix in some cases after all... if not of me, of the foreboding omen my existence represents"
quite frankly, I'm complimented I can put the fear of god in you even more than the god you claim to claim! :D

that's right, on your knees now...
in the name of me, your father...

@HauntedOwlbear folk is insidiously emo

licorice syringe arsenic-dipped
snakebite venom kiss
adoration septum forensic
titanium sighs, cobblestone bridges
cigarette tendrils whispered
cherry earl grey skeptic's
ashen tragus
—"september's tempest in a teacup."

OH: "you were visited by the Jäger faerie!!"

the sun rises.
the sun sets.
the sun rises

again.

how do we know,
for sure,
they are the same
star?

I once saw an account based in France post something about stealing wheels of cheese...
and I thought, without a lick of sarcasm: "oh, this must be Normal French Behavior."

... turns out they were talking about playing Skyrim, lmaoo

French dub of SpongeBob rly going the extra mile (euh... ça fait un effort supplémentaire)

OH "you need an intravenous coffee!"

me: hey, so there's a squirrel in my bathroom
mom: ... what???
me: yea, that was my reaction too

aspiring to be as cool as a sun wearing sunglasses

Nothing Is A Bit
Everything Is Unironic

Signs You Live In A Dying Empire:

...
the cookies are fine, if vaguely cola-tasting...? haven't decided yet if this is Weird Bad or Weird Good
the popping candy gives it a nice thematic mouthfeel tho, which is why I got these at all (I do fuck w the Firework Oreos for that tbh)

...
don't ask me about the drink
I'll spend my money on Coca-Cola Oreos, but Oreo Cola-Cola is where I draw the line!!!

"Blizzards aren't places. They're occurrences *within* places."
#ThrowawayLine

@HauntedOwlbear install via pip... *or* by sticking your hand directly into this hornet's nest!!

"I mean, people call me gay all the time. But I like girls. I'm just, like, vegetarian. And I read poetry. Because I'm not a fucking philistine."
-what happens next (will shock you) [you'll all be sorry 48/49]

this webcomic is honestly everything: https://whathappensnext.webcomic.ws/comics/1/

#Photography #Fotografía #Photographie
#SilentSunday

I guess being in your 30s is all about discovering joy in what was seen as banal mundanity as a child...

ex: grocery shopping (I'm so stoked to make this asparagus later! this granola I randomly found is so good!! [Bob's Red Mill, Apple Blueberry] omg, these Cuban crackers I took a chance on are *actually amazeen!!!* coño, qué riquísima'!!!! [Antonella's])
also: editing a post so everyone knows about this fuckin granola

Manic Pixie Dreams are a Lie Mixed Together by Cosmetic Companies to Get You to Buy More Hair Dye!

Why *Else* Would They Call it "Manic Panic??"

@HauntedOwlbear xenorelationships..??