Signs You Live In A Dying Empire:
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the cookies are fine, if vaguely cola-tasting...? haven't decided yet if this is Weird Bad or Weird Good
the popping candy gives it a nice thematic mouthfeel tho, which is why I got these at all (I do fuck w the Firework Oreos for that tbh)
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don't ask me about the drink
I'll spend my money on Coca-Cola Oreos, but Oreo Cola-Cola is where I draw the line!!!