Notices by Dot Maetrix (dotmaetrix@chitter.xyz)

The wind has italicised a bench in town

if u r transgender u have to have a little treat . if u accomplish something else then good . if u accomplish nothing else then good . but u have to have a little treat

@foone honestly watching them try to sue on the grounds of "SHE STOLE OUR ORIGINAL CHARACTER, GOD." would be the funniest thing ever

@FediPact

@amie pouring one out for this Glasgow classic

hello the internet

Goddamn she was absolutely fucking right when she wrote this, and people keep demonstrating JUST how right she was :blobfoxannoyed:

"No John. You ARE the furries"

And then John was a catgirl.

It has been four whole years since I started putting estrogen in my body on purpose
This is something which I consider to have been an extremely good move on the whole, and which has made me very happy.
10/10 would recommend

it is once again a Monday, so once again here I go with another Garfield game, this time Saving Arlene

https://dashboard.twitch.tv/u/dotmaetrix/stream-manager

@foone

why does the PS2 have so many Garfield games, and why am i filled with a dark urge to play every single one of them?

The Doctor: The assembled hordes of Genghis Khan couldn't get through that door, and believe me, they've tried.

Voice from outside: This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and what I have for you today is a Type 40 TARDIS....

mlemsbian :mouse_blob_mlem:

Gameboy Tetris high score theme: That's your run over, but cheer up, pop your name in and then try again

CDI Tetris high score theme: Your failure has brought great disgrace to the motherland. Your name shall live on as a curse to all who remember you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yICP2yOvaKI

@boobs_idiot The fuck was the question? "If there was a wizard who told you to crank one off on the phone to get three wishes granted would you do it?"

Ireland has a full year to do the funniest thing ever

I am willing to bet money that within the next year or so James Somerton will have joined some kind of LGB Alliance style branch of the far right with a sob story of how he's "living proof that the radical queer leftist movement eats its own" or some shit. He will be welcomed with open arms by chuds who are more mad about Internet Historian being presented an L in that same video, and as a token of good faith, the leopards will only lightly nibble his face at first.

and now that I've made this toot he probably really WILL do that, having stolen the idea from me.

Snake, this mission will require the use of camouflage to blend in with surrounding flora and fauna, and that's why you must wear these cat ears at all times

They should let Snake wear a maid outfit in the next one.

They should MAKE Snake wear a maid outfit in the next one