Notices by Dot Maetrix (dotmaetrix@chitter.xyz), page 2

@foone Snake, try to remember the basics of CQC (Catgirls Quickly Cleaning)

Rewatching the hbomberguy Tallarico video and I don't think I ever properly appreciated how good a gag it is that he dismantles his green screen to reveal another green screen.

Welp, it took a little longer than usual but the Normal To Horny To Sad cycle has dropped me off in the Kinda Sads

and so the circle of life spins on

Just noticed my tits poking through a top that I first got back when I very much didn't have tits and now I'm feeling a little emotional. This fucking rules. Being trans fucking rules

at no point is it ever going to stop being delightful to me that Wendy Carlos has a birb sona

Holy shit. I'm a girl!

This gender CRACKED by The Medway Enbys

Press T for Trainer
or D for Doc Martens

"Your gender is immutable. You cannot edit it, citizen!" the cop growls. I tear off a small tab of sellotape and tape it over my gender's write protect notch. The cop screams.