Notices by ⚪ the lynne creacher (lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space), page 4

mastodon? more like ASStodon! all i wanna do is boost a post, but right as i go to click it, some other post moves it out of the way! what a shitload of fuck. and sometimes, everyone just makes their profile picture the same. yeah. that's their idea of a joke. and i'm NOT making this up. oh, and don't even get me started on the north korea discourse. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!

i had the idea for this and was compelled to make it straight away

@lynnebot and similar use markov chains to generate their output. i wonder if there's a better alternative that doesn't require a GPU, or downloading a huge pre-trained model.

basically, something where you can give it a corpus of (let's say) 10k sentences, have it "train" off of it for less than a minute, and produce something a little more intelligible than a markov chain is capable of.

man i wish apple had made a powerbook G5... imagine a dual-core, 64-bit powerbook

do not @ me about unimportant issues such as "burning your fingers off" or "fifteen minute battery life"

https is pronounced hot potatoes

if you think about it, capitalism is like monsters inc. people are paid to teleport into your closet and make you scream. if you misbehave you get teleported into a snow world with a yeti. theres a lizard

@Dee you either die before you're popular or live long enough to get reddit silver on r slash copypasta......

i don't even use alpine lmao

"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.