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   Lynnesbæn :bune_ylw: (lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Jul-2023 20:59:37 JST Lynnesbæn :bune_ylw:

   "i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
   "actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
   i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

   the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
   coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

   with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

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     tychosoft (tychosoft@fosstodon.org)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Jul-2023 20:59:33 JST tychosoft

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     @lynnesbian I do

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     Lynnesbæn :bune_ylw: (lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Jul-2023 20:59:37 JST Lynnesbæn :bune_ylw:

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     i don't even use alpine lmao

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     Trev :neovim: (trevdev@fosstodon.org)'s status on Sunday, 10-Mar-2024 01:47:42 JST Trev :neovim:

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     @lynnesbian this toot outlived my last fediverse instance and showed up on my newer timeline via fresh boost.

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