Notices by ⚪ the lynne creacher (lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space), page 2

i don't know if it was vine, or tiktok, or music.ly, or someone else, but whoever it is that invented "video players, but you can't dismiss the on-screen UI or scrobble or have closed captions or stop it from looping" is going to Super Ultra Hell

Hi.
All your toots are exactly where you left them.
Do not turn off your instance.

@s0 fair enough

the thing is though, i've been going back and boosting posts from like 3 years ago, which obviously aren't cached, and yet my egress is still in the sub-megabyte range 🤷♀️

authy just moved their desktop app EOL date forward - authy desktop will cease to function on the 19th of march!

they have no official way of exporting your data (of course 🙃), but there's an unofficial tool for getting your data out. i'll probably move to keepassXC to prevent something like this from happening again

international shopping websites: please, please say "US$50" instead of just "$50"

the number of times i've gone to a website with my location set to australia and had prices given to me in "dollars" that turned out to be USD and not AUD is way too high

the worst ones are where it's like
store page: $50
cart: $50
checkout: $50
checkout confirmation: AU$75

imagining apple sending people in to a store to remove the rule-violating usage of cylindrical white tables

banks won't let you use a rooted android phone for "security purposes" but will let you through with a cracked copy of windows vista running opera 12

goo morning :lynne_slime:

oh shit, five year old TODO

trying to figure out some activitypub stuff by reading my old mastodon ebooks bot code and... it's honestly not as bad as i thought it would be? like it's not good. i barely commented anything. but yeah

okay maybe it's a little bit bad.

someone needs to teach me from four years ago how to rebase a commit

linux has a great way to run windows apps (wine) and progress is being made on macOS apps (darling)

now if only there was a good universal way to run linux apps on linux

for sale: OEM windows license key, never worn

messaging a friend on matrix and they just said the funniest thing

uh oh

UH OH

music to listen to while mastodon assets are compiled: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsvUwWY_LXE

i'd better copy the update files over SMBv1 and telnet into my windows server 2003 machine and install it, i don't want to have any serious security vulnerabilities

hnnnnnnnn