Notices by Gabriel N (wtrmt@mastodon.social)

@fesshole I do the same route most of the time and never have met anyone twice. Kind of sad.

@fesshole loud offices are the best to get things done! (nope!)

@VATVSLPR @AndrewHenry @ai6yr

Joe walks down the aisle of a hardware store, and cover his hears before passing by the duct tape section.

— Hey handsome! Let’s go repair something together.

Croons a particularly large roll of tape.

@floe @obrhoff you forgot about him because he never came back home. Nolan ran out of money.

@fskornia @floe @obrhoff “I’m not bad… I’m just drawn that way”

— Jessica Simpson, Who Framed Roger Rabbit

@skinnylatte I worked legally in the states years ago and it was very hard to get the paperwork. I don’t know how it was for you, but I sense that at this moment it must be incredibly hard to do.

I’m glad that you managed to get your status there. For me, in Chile, the experience was quite different, much easier. It has changed for the worse, though.

@fesshole a silent gargle is like a silent spring.

@fesshole both the agency and the freelancer overseas are doing the work. The agency is responsible for selecting the talent specifically for the job, giving guidance regarding the creative direction of the project, delivering the work, and negotiating changes.

Being one of those designers from overseas, I can tell you that those chosen can deliver above the needs of the project and on time.

Don’t like it? Go to Upwork.

This will ALWAYS give better results than any slop machine.

#fedihireme

@fesshole “Are you ok? Suddenly you turned red!

@jblake @nikitonsky have you seen Zen? Its Firefox with only one column at the left. Looks great.

@babblingaboutstuff @paul_ipv6 @ai6yr HE WAS TYPING ARABIC NUMERALS!!!

@WarnerCrocker Bezos has to look for a target quick, or he will be left out of the party.

@skinnylatte and he’s not even living in San Francisco… or maybe he is?

@fesshole “Cold comfort all year long!”

@fesshole this is like going to Italy and cooking lasagna in the dishwasher.

@joxe @rebane2001 but you do get real, random, pyrotechnic effects, like those Galaxy 7 explosion videos!

@stephaniewalter @nikitonsky did you install Tahoe in your machine?

@stephaniewalter @nikitonsky I’m evaluating if I should just skip this version.

“(…) some of these vats of food ingredients were used in elaborate funeral arrangements, when part of society interred themselves alive: whole families with their belongings and even sacrificial pets, looking to transcend to another plane of existence”

“The cult used to be called «preppers» and what they left behind has been a source of understanding on the strange ways of this peoples, now lost to time”

@skinnylatte

@lanodan @missbrainslug “drop here the small kids that do not behave, to be cast to the bowels of the earth, or indentured as airport personnel.”