Notices by Distro Elysium (argr@glaceon.social)

"in the womb, you can develop into any gender, but you CAN'T develop into an animal. this is the difference between legitimate identity and insanity"

what an amazing thing for someone to say in 2025. great priorities. great shit. let's try again in 100 years I guess

"hold on, you seriously aren't saying therians deserve the same legal protections as trans people? that's insane, what the fuck"

respectability-queers fundamentally can't imagine a future that looks any different from the present-day but with transphobia dialed back somewhat. thousand-year reich but make it trans

I like Mastodon *because* it sucks. its design decisions fundamentally enforce security through obscurity. there will be no Elon of Mastodon. or at least, not until Eugen goes full White Army mode in 2 to 15 years anyway. the we'll have to move to an even worse website run by Eridan

people have been arguing over the defining characteristics of each generation, but I think everyone is overcomplicating things. it all actually boils down to some simple differences:

Gen X - moves left to right

Gen Y - moves back and forth

Gen Z - moves up and down

Gen Alpha - can turn invisible

Fascists: Technology *pose* is *pose* fascist! *pose* Masculinity *pose* is *pose* fascist! *pose*

Liberals: Wow! I guess technology and masculinity require us to reach across the aisle to fascism if we want to keep up, then!

Communists: Both "technology" and "masculinity" are bourgeois plots. They are fake and if you say otherwise you are a fascist. Fuck you

Anarchists: Smash all technology in a feminine way!!!!!! PS here's a kill-list with all the communists on it

@Aleums if this is about migraines specifically: it may be worth it to try cutting all zero-calorie sweeteners out of your diet, even if the migraines initially started happening after an unrelated medical event. I did that and my number of migraines immediately went down to almost 0. also might indeed be worth trying those beta blockers tbh, meds have a scary reputation among creatives but honestly they usually help more than they hinder

@Aleums hell yeah

It’s Always Sunny In Autogynephiladelphia

caffeine & weed is called "the joker's breakfast"

@goat pick your poison: Sunvox, Reaper, Bitwig, Renoise. there are other programs too but they tend to either suck ass or be very expensive. just pop open the program, find a beginner's guide to the UI, and then start fucking around. I would recommend against watching any gigantic linear tutorial series; instead just look up how to do the immediate next task on your mind

when yr a goth and u smoke weed

the actually moral position in Amerika at the very least is, indeed, to free every inmate and imprison every cop

My grandpa, who was a CPUSA member and who (allegedly) got taken out by the mob for it, would be disgusted by the running-dogs the CPUSA have become

Fark users have decided that communists want Trump to survive, actually, because they both love Putin

Fark users seem to believe that "communists" means "anyone who wants Biden to step down" btw

Palestine has been admitted as a provisional member of the UN, using a procedural workaround that the US was not able to veto.

The US is now required, by US law, to defund the UN.

LOL

@suricrasia Self-eating, self-drinking, and it's gotta be a Gamer

<world's most six-figure thinktank salary voice> One can, effectively, view the well-educated centrist as sitting directly inbetween the alt-left and the alt-right, or in other words, a functional " space bar " of ideology 😌