Notices by Mama's Pinky Toe (mamaspinkytoe@mastodon.world)

Yes, we sell adult diapers. Small, medium, large, extra large. Even the Trump.

Ask your linguist if Aramaic is right for you.

"Disgraced"? Why hasn't nonce Andrew been imprisoned yet?

I'm more confused than Iron Eyes Cody on Columbus Day.

I will wear a powdered wig and I will eat powdered donuts.

A serial killer who only murders people who watch "Dexter"

It's not just the Super Bowl of football. It's the Super Bowl of bullshit.

@manon
And there! you've got a Tarantino.

Improve a movie by adding "fucking" to the title. I'll go first. "Four Weddings and a Fucking Funeral."

Beer, drum circle, group pee

My local grocery store has replaced pennies with free hugs.

Arizona repo lady - the Wicked Winch of the West

Bad Bunny is such a sweet, goofy guy. They'll make anyone the villain.

My grandmother hid her mustache, too.

It's such a nice day outside. Why don't you boys go ice fishing?
- Minnesota mom

Why can't Jesus give me a million dollars? What kind of Jesus is Jesus anyway?

I'm happy for the dog that Donald Trump doesn't have. Lucky dog!

Stephen Miller is a Roy Cohn voodoo doll.

If I ask your boyfriend what he does for a living and he says, "I'm kind of doing my own thing now," he is not the one for you.

So is Putin going to give Trump his balls back or what?