Notices by Mama's Pinky Toe (mamaspinkytoe@mastodon.world)

Gene: Susie said, "I'm going on a big date. I really need to bleach my BLANK."
Fannie Flag: Hair!
Charles Nelson Reilly: Teeth!
Betty White: Butthole!

I flunked out of the F.B.I. I tested positive for lanolin.

They should just make roads that don't need fixing.

It is not enough that pennies are no longer being produced. Pennies need to be REMOVED FROM CIRCULATION and DESTROYED!
- Stephen Miller

Jane come. Cheeta watch.
- Tarzan porn

I guess Stephen Colbert's a hobo now.

Yes, we sell adult diapers. Small, medium, large, extra large. Even the Trump.

Ask your linguist if Aramaic is right for you.

"Disgraced"? Why hasn't nonce Andrew been imprisoned yet?

I'm more confused than Iron Eyes Cody on Columbus Day.

I will wear a powdered wig and I will eat powdered donuts.

A serial killer who only murders people who watch "Dexter"

It's not just the Super Bowl of football. It's the Super Bowl of bullshit.

@manon
And there! you've got a Tarantino.

Improve a movie by adding "fucking" to the title. I'll go first. "Four Weddings and a Fucking Funeral."

Beer, drum circle, group pee

My local grocery store has replaced pennies with free hugs.

Arizona repo lady - the Wicked Winch of the West

Bad Bunny is such a sweet, goofy guy. They'll make anyone the villain.

My grandmother hid her mustache, too.