Notices by Mama's Pinky Toe (mamaspinkytoe@mastodon.world)

They really made a big deal out of the whole Jesus thing, didn't they?

"Clarity," "focus," and "concentration" are dispensary talk for "stoned."

Things He Will Be Remembered For
1. His golf
2. His iced tea
3. His schlong

My gut says Donald Trump.
- Nate Silver

If money is fungible, then why don’t I have more of it?

Jason Statham stars in "The Beekeeper," and he is literally that, a beekeeper. He doesn't send a swarm out to kill people or anything.

"JD Vance, or as some call him, 'P.I.O. Joe' . . . " is my gift to the Harris-Walz campaign.

If they really did have a space laser, Marjorie Taylor Greene would have zapped into a burnt French fry by now.

In Texas "getting drunk" and "shooting at things" are not separate activities.

White people consistently overestimate public demand for their thoughts on race.

Your messy aunt with the chopsticks in her hair. I bet she's got some weed.

I wonder how much money one of these capital punishment states could make selling lottery tickets to pull the switch.

Big Man, Big Appetites
Mark Robinson for North Carolina
- a bumper sticker I'm working on

Late-stage Trump is lizard brain Trump. Lizard brain Trump is the only Trump left.

These business "summits" where small fry with delusions of becoming tycoons pay $125 to listen to flown-in big shots shuffle platitudes for a couple of hours--that's a scam I'd like to run.

Is running somebody over in a crosswalk a more serious offense than just running somebody over?

Spreading preposterous lies about immigrants eating dogs and cats is exactly what I would expect from a couch fucker like JD Vance.

A difference between me and Donald Trump is that he thinks dogs are subhuman. There are other differences.

Naturally, I'm ill at ease around a clown till I figure out if he's murderous or nonmurderous.

I think Donald Trump should be banished to an old Little Orphan Annie comic strip.