Notices by :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet: (darkestkale@mastodon.social), page 21

Here, have a morning donkey pic

Good morning folks

Two comments down, the inevitable 'yes, but the Indians...'

R/leopardsatemyface is, perhaps unsurprisingly, turning anti-immigration as they crow about the conservatives/MAGA folks/republicans get mad about it, people are starting to add 'but also, I kinda understand...'

Food inc meat

I am entirely willing to believe that cybertruck was blown up in a 'gonna go down to TRUMP BUILDING and let off fireworks out the back of the truck and have a barbecue! America!' kinda way

Luna status: sprawled on my desk, making up for lost time (while I was at the donkey farm)

> This review was sponsored by the Institute for Scientific Information of Coffee..

For fuck's sakes.

'Drinking coffee every day adds 2 years to your life'
'Every cigarette takes 20 minutes off your life'

Just... no.

'Every cigarette takes 20 mins off your life' type studies are the most useless, shitty bits of science in the flood.

I mean, could be hilarious to see how quickly I get banned off the platform for my search history, but no, go fuck yourself.

Listen, I might use LLMs for shit, but I'm not fucking [redacted]

#ChatGPT

Mandy from The West Wing is one of those.

She's put forward (by a number of characters in-universe) as 'oh, she's so great and necessary~!' and there's a particular scene where she's in it and then she gets up and walks off and that's it.

That's all you see of Mandy.

... and (spoiler), there's a shooting later that episode, and she's never mentioned in it again, despite her ex-boyfriend being one of the people shot.

Basically, any time you're watching a show and it's like 'wait, what the fuck?' as a character suddenly gets offed or disappears?

Yeah, there was a behind the scenes reason.

Gypsy's been watching The Rookie and one character got so very quickly dispatched that I had to find out why.

... which now has me reading about all the 'departures' from Grey's Anatomy.

I love that since I don't turn off my PC, this is still open in a copy of mspaint.

Grey's Anatomy was apparently 'if the show runner don't like you and you want to leave (temporarily), your character is gonna get killed in the worst fuckin' way'

Mrs Lanningham is the really hilarious one, the actor was talking and basically said 'hey, I have an audition can I have a little time off' and Sorkin basically went 'yeah we can do without you... wait, actually, let's kill you off because that's great drama!'

(In this particular instance, Sorkin basically went ''what the fuck are we doing with this character anyway?' and got rid of her)

@HauntedOwlbear Uh.

Huh.

Cause, like, Nubiles was/is a huuuuuge (legal) porn site.