Notices by Dan Piponi (dpiponi@mathstodon.xyz)

@julesh Orthotope shares inspiration with Matlab, ie. APL. And it was written by Lennart Augustsson so you can guarantee it's going to be interesting to use :)

@julesh Are you using orthotope?

Took them a long time to discover it was disgusting.

@julesh 100% serious. It was such a horrible thing to do to coffee and I couldn't understand why they were promoting it for a long time.

Plant care web sites are all like this:

Here's our handy guide on identifying exactly what's wrong with your plant:

• leaves turning brown? Too much water

• leaves turning brown? Not enough water

• leaves turning brown? Too much sun

• leaves turning brown? Too much shade

• leaves turning brown? Soil too acid

• leaves turning brown? Bacterial infection

• leaves turning brown? This is normal for older leaves

Imagine, if you will, it's 2023, back in the dark ages when nobody had figured out yet how to make computers usable.

There are two of you in an aircraft, one with an Android phone and one with an Apple phone. What's the best way to get a photo from one phone to another?

Bonus points: do it without paying $14.95 to move the files thousands of miles across the world and back again.