Notices by Golden Bunny of Destiny 🕯🇺🇦🇵🇸 (davew@mastodon.online)

@RickiTarr John Rambo in the Muppets Take Manhattan

A man should never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying, in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday. -Alexander Pope, poet (21 May 1688-1744)

@petrillic

@RickiTarr I’m not dead yet
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries
She turned me into a newt. I got better.
You wipers of other people’s bottoms.

Only Scans

#OddOnlyFansChannels
#HashTagGames

@kaia I’m guessing he likes Vogon poetry

No wonder the American public thinks of Democrats as out of touch, opportunistic and cowardly. That is because they are.

Opinion | Why are the Democrats so spineless? - The Guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/feb/03/democrats-opposition-trump

@bascule Raccoons are trying to break into Cybertrucks, and there's some speculation that this is happening because the raccoons are literally IDENTIFYING them AS dumpsters

Fixed it for you 😉

So goodbye Twitterverse node
Where the dregs of society howl
You can’t plant me in your outhouse
I’m going back with my towel
Back to the Fediverse civil discourse
Chatting with Mastodon John
Oh I’ve finally decided the future lies
Beyond the Twitterverse node

#JohnMastodon

Will people ever be wise enough to refuse to follow bad leaders or to take away the freedom of other people? -Eleanor Roosevelt, diplomat, author, and lecturer (11 Oct 1884-1962)

@VeroniqueB99 At least the bear would never do that

@VeroniqueB99

No man is an island, entire of it self; every man is a piece of the Continent; if a Clod be washed away by the Sea, Europe is the less; any man’s death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankind; And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee. - John Donne, 1624

Moral certainty is always a sign of cultural inferiority. The more uncivilized the man, the surer he is that he knows precisely what is right and what is wrong. All human progress, even in morals, has been the work of men who have doubted the current moral values, not of men who have whooped them up and tried to enforce them. The truly civilized man is always skeptical and tolerant, in this field as in all others. His culture is based on "I am not too sure." -H.L. Mencken

@br00t4c Uh oh. Space Ball 1 headed our way

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094012/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

@VeroniqueB99

@bhasic @tanoshimi

Twenty Six Years Ago Today I Met a Girl Who Would Change My Life Forever

On a hot and very humid day in an orphanage in China, Gale and I were first united with our daughter Lisa. What a wonderful journey it has been.

#GBOD

There are some social platforms oligarch money can buy. For everyone else, there’s Mastodon.

#MastodonRocks
#GBOD
#mastodon

@RickiTarr The samurai were officially abolished as a caste in Japanese society during the Meiji Restoration in 1867.

The first ever fax machine, the “printing telegraph”, was invented in 1843.

Abraham Lincoln was assassinated in 1865.

Which means there was a 22 year window in which a samurai could have sent a fax to Abraham Lincoln.

#GBOD