Notices by Hot Cross Bunny❤️🐇 (hcbunny@mstdn.party)

Remember: even if I say something profound I said it wearing a Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful, Hate Me Because I Tried To Sleep With Your Husband t-shirt and nothing else.

I've eaten hot dogs by moon and by sunlight. I am so sophisticated.

@Polychrome @funhouseradio

What's the answer then? Is there one?

Trying to teach my husband how to make avocado toast and it has been a LONNNNNG eight months.

Nothin' makes your husband think he might want to have sex with you like an old boyfriend sniffing around.

@Polychrome

Well stop that!

WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO THIS SONG RIGHT NOW!?

I hope that you think of me - Girls Club

https://youtu.be/eh7jnDzMt8M?si=32ZTrnNN_k6FltF-

Listen. Nobody has to use any social media platform they don't want to, but I'm kinda tired of grown ass people saying one or another is overrun with (insert demographic here)

YOU CAN FILTER AND BLOCK ON MOST EVERY PLATFORM. Like, maybe just do that? I'm dumber than a box of rocks and I manage to do it just fine. If you don't know how, ask for help.

Gave my grandbunny his favorite snack (single blueberry) then took one of his "friends" out of his cage to run through the wash and he didn't seem to mind so I tried to take a second friend and he WAS HAVING NONE OF THAT.

I just...

(breathes)

@padraig

All it did was take me to Twitter?

It can be a real burden being this intimidatingly loveable.

Don't act like Twatter doesn't have its place in life. Somebody acts like an ass here I go say something about it on Twatter. Somebody an ass on Twatter I go to CoSo.

Lol.
Just kidding. Nobody goes to CoSo.

@mentallyalex

THAT HAPPENED ONCE AND WAS SETTLED OUT OF COURT.

It's Stacey Petrie's quiet little smile. Like, how can he do that? You've just performed two song and dance numbers and 12 athletic pratfalls and here he is with this sly smile.
Okay. I'm done. Done lusting over a dead man.

This season one episode of Dick Van Dyke makes me want to go back to 1962 and make Jerry Van Dyke fall in love with me.