Notices by Ross of Ottawa (ottaross@mastodon.social), page 3

Hey - I've seen this before. I remembered that line for decades.

"When the sun sets the temperature drops thousands of degrees."

The ultimate in misunderstanding thermodynamics and being unaware of absolute zero!

#monsterdon

What they saved on fabric for the costumes, they blew on the cosmetics budget.

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lol - it's rags for most prisoners, and a slinky sexy outfit for our cosmetology queen.

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Okay - apparently it's not just me that the judge in the bubble looks a lot like a certain orange fascist.

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Hasselhoff!? No way. Germany is going to love this flick.

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Christopher Plummer presents - the low point of the stellar actor's career.

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Queued up the #monsterdon feature. Looks like the opening scene goes full #SpaceBalls on the spaceship flyby. lol I love that cliché.

Someone in this village could make a fortune selling WD-40. A silver pieces per squirt, and you'd be set for life.

#monsterdon

We had a narrator for about five seconds hear the start, but he seems to have gone for coffee and not come back.

If anyone sees him, get him in here for a bit of explanation of where the plot is at this point.

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It's a song and dance number now. And I use the term dance very loosely.

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All ready to go with this #monsterdon movie - Dracula and Frankenstein together. Is that like Dracustein or Frankenula?

Only time will tell

"How do you account for their eyes?"

"They're all related to Marty Feldman."

#Monsterdon

They're having a lot of trouble with the scientist lady's continuity. Her skimpy top keeps switching between beige and purple.

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Man - they don't mess around – we're straight into the fish people right off the bat before the credits are done.

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Think we'll join in to the #monsterdon event tonight given the movie sounds entertaining. Beyond Atlantis (1973) apparently has half-fish people which should be worth a laugh.

You'll want to mute me in about an hour if you don't want to see my inane commentary.

@jwildeboer when I was a young guy in my first engineering job I had a habit of asking presenters when they used an acronym unknown to me, as I genuinely wanted to learn.

It could be rather awkward as they often didn't know. It made me ensure that I always knew what the ones I used stood for to avoid that embarrassment.

We were promised a bat-man, and instead we're getting bath-robe man. A bit of bait and switch going on here.

#Monsterdon

Okay, so he's only green at night? It's like a were-hulk thing?

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Establishing shot across the desert, with suitably poor filming quality.

This is a grainy gem.

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It's amazing how your brain can instantaneously search and find an error in your email during that brief fraction of a second as your finger presses on the mouse clicking the "Send" button.

#amazingBrain #email