Notices by Nomi (nomi@mastodon.world)

@inthehands
You might be thinking of a phenomenon called The Fundamental Attribution Error

@inthehands
I had your thread about your dad and the volunteers just talking to people rattling around the back of my head when I read this post. Seems like the fediverse ought to take a page from their book

https://mas.to/@kissane/110794228422172721

@SweetAIBelle @futurebird @nillyrobot @donaldball @apophis @inthehands

That is the meanest three little dots I have seen in months. You *gotsta* tell me :⁠-⁠P

@nillyrobot @futurebird @donaldball @apophis @inthehands

"The advertisers will never get me now!" he chuckles despite the pain.

"Welcome to your new assistive reading device" comes a pleasant voice. "Please enter your biometric data to indicate acceptance of our privacy policy"

@futurebird @nillyrobot @donaldball @apophis @inthehands
*tips hat* *resumes in character*

Ahem. ahem.
*Charleston Heston voice*

It's people! Don't you get it! This techno dystopia hellscape is people!!

@apophis @futurebird
"Please connect to wifi so your lenses can download the latest update"

*blink blink blink*

"Congratulations! Your contact lenses are now better and more secure than ever. Please accept the user license agreement to begin seeing"