Notices by David Chartier (chartier@toot.cafe), page 2

@mcg Coward

Hot take: #Apple should remove the ability for the #iPad to run iPhone apps. Completely. Can’t even install it. If you try a workaround, the FBI shows up at your location.

It never should have been an option to begin with.

“By accident”

Again, I have a bridge for sale

#OpenAI #ChatGPT #Microsoft

https://9to5mac.com/2024/11/21/openai-accidentally-erased-chatgpt-training-findings-as-lawyers-seek-copyright-violations/

Anyone have tips or a guide on how to handle targeted harassment here on #Mastodon? Asking for a friend

It's time to be honest about this election

#KamalaHarris2024

Someone is finally speaking the truth! All your trucks and even your cars are WOKE! Wake up sheeple! 😆

I want a relatable super hero movie

Damnit. #Anker issued a recall for three recent MagSafe battery/charging packs. I bought two of these. 😢 https://www.anker.com/a1642-a1647-a1652-recall

Anyone know if #Apple collects data on how many devices users typically plug into their Macs? I assume it’s anonymized.

My brother and I were discussing the new Mac mini rumor of 5 USB-C/Thunderbolt ports. We’re basically curious how it came to that number.

- A pitch deck leaked from marketing company Cox Media Group (CMG) boasts about its “Active Listening" tech - software that can listen to you through your phone

- CMG lists Facebook, Google, and Amazon as clients **of this technology**

- Stop telling us these companies "don't need to listen to you because they can triangulate blah blah whatever”

- These companies are TELLING US they listen to us through apps like #Facebook

#privacy #ToldYouSo #ActiveListening

https://futurism.com/the-byte/facebook-partner-phones-listening-microphone

#Microsoft Remote Desktop is being rebranded to “Windows App” and I am once again begging Microsoft to reassign the entire team that has named stuff for, like, the past three decades to ANY OTHER PART OF THE COMPANY BESIDES NAMING STUFF

https://techcommunity.microsoft.com/t5/windows-it-pro-blog/windows-app-general-availability-coming-soon/ba-p/4206647

Ok, I get that there are layers here, but not lawyers because #Musk failed to appoint one by the deadline heyoooooo 🥁

The most important layer being that I have next to zero understanding of the events and politics involved with #Twitter and #Brazil.

All I want to point out is: look how easy it is to ban Twitter. You just need a judge to be like "lol you're awful and everyone knows it. Bye"

We could do this people. We could be the change we want to see in the world.

https://apnews.com/article/brazil-musk-x-suspended-de-moraes-46c9d5c5c895e17d9adfac43e6ac20fd

Your submission for the most useless yet most prolific button ever invented?

My vote: “Keep me logged in” on… any webpage ever

Whoa. These are not small accusations. From a translation of the article, they are accusing him of being an accessory to drug trafficking, pedocriminal offenses, and fraud.

“French authorities believe that the platform’s lack of moderation has “allowed criminal activity to go on undeterred on the messaging app.” Durov will go before a judge tonight and could be indicted as early as Sunday” #Telegram https://www.theverge.com/2024/8/24/24227672/telegram-ceo-pavel-durov-arrested-ceo

“Threads won’t do ads”

Uh huh. And I had a bridge to sell everyone who bought that line.

Since #Facebook will shove ads into #Threads soon, it’ll have the same exact incentives to tolerate hate, lies, and increasing threats of violence just like its original platform and #Twitter before it.

It’s the capitalist clown rodeo with these monsters.
https://mastodon.social/@Sarahp/113007088361900091

10,000 Maniacs
Our Time in Eden

How good was it?

All the good

(Also the first CD I ever bought 😊) #music

“She argued the antitrust suit is warranted because the evidence suggested "an illegal coordination of efforts" against X and other conservative media companies”

“and other conservative media companies”

and
other
conservative
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companies

#Twitter #LindaYaccarino #Conservative #ConservativeMediaCompanies
https://www.axios.com/2024/08/13/x-ceo-linda-yaccarino-ad-industry-reset

#Disney unions win “historic” 31% pay raise, to be implemented over the next three years. #unions

Anyone smart about union stuff: It feels like I often see union pay raises like this implemented over a long period of time. Why? Why does this take three years?
https://www.ocregister.com/2024/07/30/disneyland-unions-agree-to-historic-31-pay-raise/

#Tesla leased a parking lot (looks like a closed motel?) to store unsold #CyberTrucks. Guess the “there’s so many, you can see them from space” factor didn’t go over well.

Most (all?) are promptly vandalized. Lol #ElonMusk #Muskrat

https://www.reddit.com/r/CyberStuck/s/ZavnzbxAte

#DoorDash just started making everyone's accounts

*******and purchases public by default******

Opt out, not in. Likely because they company is run by sociopaths.

You might want to shut this off in your profile. If you know anyone who works in management at DoorDash, consider tossing them into your nearest black hole. #privacy