Notices by 🐟🐠🐡🐙🦑ptoothfish🦑🐙🐡🐠🐟 (ptoothfish@mastodon.nz)

Then they came for John Bolton and I said lol, go on, get his ass #USpol

I wonder what is happening over on Not The Stupidest Timeline

the newly de-extincted moa are sure going to enjoy wandering around all that unspoiled southern forest that hasn't been cleared and burned for grass, lumber, or mining in the last couple hundred years #nzpol

The Onion never misses

*checks earpiece*
The BBC? Ah. Well, nevertheless...

https://bbc.com/news/articles/c3vd1vn9n06o

@hellomiakoda @Alice 🫣i apologise for the assumption

the coke is definitely still applicable

@hellomiakoda @Alice definitely need a bump after a diaper change, a little pickmeup

https://childbirth.bandcamp.com/track/baby-bump

@Alice if someone says powder room i assume they're gonna do a line of coke in there and i'm like "if you're going to tell everyone anyway, just do it out here 🤷♂️"

Ploughshares into Swords, Baby!

oh no, i tried to beat my ploughshares into swords and John Deere remotely bricked my tractor! 😭 i should have read the EULA better

THAT was soooo bizarre, the sponsor announcements over the PA like the mid-innings at the ballpark:
"These Vietnam-era APCs driven by coked-out grinning college-age models proudly brought to you by PALANTIR" #rpb

Palantir doing direct to consumer advertising because we are literally paying for our own totalitarian mass-incarceral surveillance state.

i made this*

*if you don't consider the original artist https://www.tumblr.com/nedroidcomics/41879001445/the-internet
**or the template website where i merely captioned it

my first grandblob 😍. currently blueberry sized. joining us in december, if all goes well.

giving a tired bee on my kitchen bench a proper dose and sending her on her way

awoooo 🌕

nObOdY wAnTs To WoRk AnYmOrE

nobody wants to be locked up indefinitely for poverty and destitution related crimes, and forced to work as slaves for mega corporations anymore

i really should obtain a fipper zero and learn how to use it before they are (even more) illegal

flip it zero!

i met an ex-Tesla customer in real life on saturday and they confirmed everything i had heard about the dogshit car they were glad to be rid of