Notices by Laura Hilliger (epilepticrabbit@social.coop)

"Hi Laura, Regarding my previous message, I'd like to know your thoughts about technology in education" bitch, I legit already hexed you with that crows blood, do I need to go next door, steal my neighbours starter dough and use it to create an elaborate bread prison in which to spare you?

PSA: If you contact me anywhere - email, sozials, carrier pigeon - and say anything like "I'm curious, in your journey, what are the obstacles keeping you from achieving your goals?" I will siphon some blood from a crow and use it to hex your shower aura so that you never have proper water pressure again.

This is a wonderful illustration from Sergio Duce.

I would just like to point out that there is so much dystopia that the Dystopia Tracker is broken. https://www.dystopiatracker.com/E/

This morning @weareopencoop was talking about being people who try to dispel the darkness that our tech/media landscapes throw at us with our work. I love how @brianfit calls this sort of philosophy a "counterforce" and commits to supporting them in 2025. https://story4change.substack.com/p/a-caring-counterforce

At what point does a murder of crows become a mass murder?

@jwildeboer what a ride.

If writing on LinkedIn for 100 days in a row is the hardest thing you've ever done in your life, you need to go to a punk rock club, climb into the mosh pit and stop writing Medium articles about how you wrote LinkedIn articles you fucking AI slop wankers who are steadily pushing me towards retirement from tech. JFC.

@derek did you know that hornets are actually pretty peaceful creatures? They're aggressive when under threat. But they take care of aphids and mosquitos and such. I recently learned this (and more) when I learned that getting rid of the terrifying and massive hornets nest near my window would result in a 50k euro fine.