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Notices by Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st), page 5

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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2024 05:24:31 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • ?? Humpleupagus ??
    • Avatar of Chaos
    @MK2boogaloo @Humpleupagus >last gf
    My indonesian clone gets laid more than I do. Fuck my life.
    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2024 05:24:29 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • ?? Humpleupagus ??
    • Avatar of Chaos
    @MK2boogaloo @Humpleupagus I will NOT trust a FAKECEL.
    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2024 04:54:07 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    Everyone is concerned about Trump. "Is he okay? How's his ear? Can he stand up?", when I'm here dying because I keep being reminded that 2016 was 8 years ago :dilbertsuicide:
    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 14-Jul-2024 17:52:38 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    • Wormwood
    @Wormwood Destiny would be the perfect assassin. No one would notice him shooting until they looked down.
    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 14-Jul-2024 04:10:02 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    People in the comments saying how the thumbnail immediately made them think of 3D printed sex toys. Even me, Maximus Coomerus, only saw a funny tongue at first (it's actually a 3D printed bike seat).
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    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink

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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-2024 20:48:31 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    The world needs less art of anime girls pissing themselves and more of them pissing on me.
    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-2024 19:36:19 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
    @LukeAlmighty >22 years old
    :kanna_suicide:
    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-2024 18:19:35 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • Hellhammer
    • LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
    @LukeAlmighty @hellhammer666 Meanie Beanie in a fence-riding competition when Short Fag Otaku walks in :meru_wow:
    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-2024 08:59:02 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    Having to come up with a name for your project #945873402895 has been a disaster for the human race.
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    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink

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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jul-2024 05:20:43 JST Kerosene Kerosene
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    • Sora Vu
    @soravu >people could lose their jobs
    >potentially go homeless
    >people's livelihoods are at risk
    Woah stop right there, I can only get so hard.
    In conversation about 8 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 07-Jul-2024 12:55:44 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • Shadowman311
    @Shadowman311 Don't know who posted it but it was something along the lines of "Guys built like Mr. Incredible be like 'I think I am a cute girl'"
    In conversation about 8 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 05-Jul-2024 15:00:08 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • lainy
    @lain Just name it whatever word they use for "road" or the same name as an already famous existing road so it becomes impossible to talk about it without misunderstandings.
    In conversation about 8 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 05-Jul-2024 12:17:56 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    If I had a wife she would stop me from doing stupid shit like drinking coffee at 10:00 pm.

    If I had a great wife she would drink coffee with me at 10:00 pm and fuck her sleep schedule, together.
    In conversation about 8 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 04-Jul-2024 22:04:39 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • Lina Inver?e
    @lina Linus Torvalds is the only straight Finnish person on the planet :linus:
    In conversation about 8 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jul-2024 11:40:57 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • CEO of Monoeye Dating
    • Mamako
    • Mong
    @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Mamako @McMongoose Literal vax rape. Hot.
    In conversation about 8 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 01-Jul-2024 10:00:14 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    Silence effort poster
    A shitposter is farding and shidding
    In conversation about 8 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 01-Jul-2024 10:00:12 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • Dudebro
    @Dudebro No sorry, I was peeing to loudly I couldn't hear anything.
    In conversation about 8 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 01-Jul-2024 04:44:06 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    • sleepybisexual
    @sleepybisexual >Also did I mention I'm a minor
    You're the youngest faggot I've told to kill himself then.
    In conversation about 8 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 01-Jul-2024 04:44:04 JST Kerosene Kerosene
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    • sleepybisexual
    • Supah! :akko_fistup:
    @hispanicweeb @sleepybisexual Sonic is a fakecel I can't believe it, fallen hero
    In conversation about 8 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 01-Jul-2024 04:10:48 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    I have already accepted I won't reach old age nor ever have a family of my own and will very likely have a violent death. Feeling optimistic.
    In conversation about 8 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    For a healthy life a man must keep a balance between effortposting and shitposting.Permanently out of my element :donnie: CEO of Printer-killing Incorporated :deadprinter: Disclaimer: My opinions are those of my company. Everything I do is endorsed by my employer. All that I ever post is 100% serious and should be taken as is.English / Español / Shamefully understands some Esperanto.

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