Notices by Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st), page 32
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Nov-2023 09:37:40 JST Kerosene
@shitpisscum @mushroom_soup It's what happens when you throw more computing power at things. Always throw more CPU/GPU cycles at things. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Nov-2023 06:58:05 JST Kerosene
@lain MATAR MATAR MATAR MATAR :bunhdknife: -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Nov-2023 06:56:04 JST Kerosene
@lain Americans don't know but this is what we white-passing Hispanics say to each other in order to identify a fellow hermano. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Nov-2023 04:06:51 JST Kerosene
@Moon There are soggy 2 week old bagels in the sink btw -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 03-Nov-2023 22:45:27 JST Kerosene
@lina @smugumin @merchantHelios @LoliHat >creepy sight of monster coming out of a sewer
>almost as terrifying as Silent Hill
>player suddenly pulls out a shotgun and hits monster multiple times
>goes next to it and starts stomping it on the ground
>pulls out bazooka
The terror wears out instantly with the ridiculous shit you can carry but damn some of the mysterious shit kept me on the edge of my seat (specially because about 90% was made up bullshit that didn't exist outside of mods). -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 03-Nov-2023 09:13:39 JST Kerosene
@lain Soon enough his fan games will be old enough for him to play and review :disintegrate: -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 03-Nov-2023 01:52:07 JST Kerosene
@Moon @lain People like me 2 weeks ago should be vaporized :chad: -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 02-Nov-2023 07:08:41 JST Kerosene
@lain No, no. You'll be safe from his Lord of the Rings twin, Joe Rohan. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 02-Nov-2023 04:54:14 JST Kerosene
@augustus >dunk on an intellectual property fag
>get knighthood from the pope himself
Why must the modern times be so gay. Why can't we just put up statues of basement dwellers for breaking game DRM :konata_cry: -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Nov-2023 12:11:01 JST Kerosene
Guys, I'm gonna do a No Nigger November. I won't say the nigger word for the entire month, and once December 1st arrive, typing that sweet, beautiful string of characters will be truly special. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Nov-2023 01:51:53 JST Kerosene
Why the fuck are the handles in this pot made of metal. The engineer behind this was like "hmmm yes, I want maximum transfer of heat from the stove to the user's hands". -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Oct-2023 12:56:21 JST Kerosene
Steins;Gate is literally perfect if you say the contrary I will cry myself to sleep and hold a grudge for the rest of eternity. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 09:10:29 JST Kerosene
I've come to the conclusion that school uniforms are actually pretty cute. Why do Americans not use them? :akko_thonk: -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 27-Oct-2023 23:08:24 JST Kerosene
@lina Oh crap, the "Elsa rides Spiderman while Hulk watches" crowd's already latched onto the series :venomsnakedemon2: -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 27-Oct-2023 22:41:31 JST Kerosene
@lina Just look at her. I declare her not guilty of manslaughter 👨⚖️ -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Oct-2023 11:20:17 JST Kerosene
@Hoss >start my own dentist office
>just tell everyone "floss more lmao"
>get paid lotsa money for it
Life is literally so easy :pepe_ez: -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 23-Oct-2023 14:14:37 JST Kerosene
@bleedingphoenix @Tadano >Kafkaesque used in a post
>non-meme -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 23-Oct-2023 14:03:21 JST Kerosene
@MK2boogaloo Lmao it's even better within context. What's the sauce for this? -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 23-Oct-2023 14:03:19 JST Kerosene
@MK2boogaloo God damn it, leaving all the work to us wetbacks. I'll be back in a while with the sauce, and angry just like the girl. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 23-Oct-2023 02:02:46 JST Kerosene
@deprecated_ii @PurpCat You idiot AI isn't scared of the dark or the boogeyman.