Notices by Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st), page 30
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 16-Nov-2023 20:08:08 JST Kerosene
@Xeraser I stopped command line-fagging a long time ago for my syncing/archiving needs and just use a program likely made by some rando autist called "FreeFileSync". I swear to fucking God that shit has worked flawlessly and is extremely convenient. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2023 09:44:57 JST Kerosene
@skylar @gabriel @Moon Imagine how many slurs would have never been coined if it wasn't for censorship. There is a silver lining to everything :catgirl_dance: -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Nov-2023 16:27:16 JST Kerosene
My hot takes are too much for some of you.
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Nov-2023 11:42:59 JST Kerosene
@Loki
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 13-Nov-2023 23:11:16 JST Kerosene
Infinite money making idea: Lend 1 dollar to yourself with an interest rate of 10000000000000000000000000000000%. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 13-Nov-2023 23:09:16 JST Kerosene
Trillion dollar idea: Wait until inflation makes you a trillionaire. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 13-Nov-2023 23:04:37 JST Kerosene
Billion-dollar business idea: Gather a team of entrepreneurs like you and steal a billion dollars. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 13-Nov-2023 12:28:11 JST Kerosene
@lina Dear patient your Ryuko wife levels are dangerously low, I recommend a dosis of 1 Ryuko hug every 4 hours and a Ryuko kiss before and after every meal. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 13-Nov-2023 12:24:53 JST Kerosene
I'm a doctor in the anime world and I always prescribe mating press. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 13-Nov-2023 12:21:46 JST Kerosene
@lina Have you sent user0001 a message though? -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 13-Nov-2023 02:29:39 JST Kerosene
@Shlomo You're telling me there were... no survivors? They didn't fly so good. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 12-Nov-2023 04:24:31 JST Kerosene
@AWIVR They could have just put women on some dettached capsule with fake buttons that do nothing and still have a lot of footage to show how progressive all of it is while maintaining the real ISS in mint condition with only men on-board :hit_with_feels: -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-Nov-2023 23:18:17 JST Kerosene
@lina @Awoo @MK2boogaloo @Loki Married. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 10-Nov-2023 23:54:40 JST Kerosene
@LukeAlmighty Me looking up how to iron clothes (still can't do it properly to this day)
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 10-Nov-2023 02:40:10 JST Kerosene
@lina @Kyou @moyi No, I don't want a solution. I want image stealing to be baked into the protocol and supported by my client :angrycry: -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 10-Nov-2023 02:38:13 JST Kerosene
@moyi @Kyou NO I DON'T KNOW I'M DUMB :senkoscream: tell me how to do it! -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 10-Nov-2023 02:25:46 JST Kerosene
My antisemitic octopus has arrived, and he's mighty pissed off.
>Israel still exists? Truly nothing ever happens
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 09-Nov-2023 13:55:10 JST Kerosene
@nosleep Attention fedi, free dick cheese is back on the menu. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 09-Nov-2023 05:56:01 JST Kerosene
@theorytoe Glasses chads will inherit the world once we figure out how to install windscreen wipers onto them. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 09-Nov-2023 05:22:13 JST Kerosene
@icedquinn Starbucks coffee sucks, and so does the coffee sold on those machines at my office. I've got a coffee maker at home so I make lots of coffee with it. Definitely worth the investment. The only thing that breaks the bank is the milk I use because I absolutely refuse to drink coffee without milk :puke: