Anyone who steals Satan’s wig will have hell toupée.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 27-Nov-2023 13:43:08 JST StefanThinks
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 25-Nov-2023 15:51:10 JST StefanThinks
Happy Shanksgiving to all who celebrate.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 25-Nov-2023 13:48:40 JST StefanThinks
My haters are awfully quiet now. They probably feel guilty about punching down.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 11-Nov-2023 01:12:50 JST StefanThinks
Alexa, how do I become a nepo baby?
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Nov-2023 02:07:26 JST StefanThinks
Must fight the mansplaining urge to tell people that it's not daylight savings that started, it's now standard time.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 05-Nov-2023 14:28:40 JST StefanThinks
Don’t forget to trust fall backward an hour tonight.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 05-Nov-2023 13:53:54 JST StefanThinks
The expense of child-proofing your home should go towards your medical deductible.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 30-Oct-2023 23:35:28 JST StefanThinks
I'm going to wait to change my display name to a spooky Halloween-themed pun until November 1, when they are all on sale for 50% off.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 30-Oct-2023 12:28:45 JST StefanThinks
Unrequited love is heartbreaking, but nothing is more tragic than waking up and finding your phone is dead because the charger wasn't fully plugged into the outlet.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 30-Oct-2023 00:28:55 JST StefanThinks
Look, I already told you, I don't know any muffin man. I have no idea what the hell you are talking about. You can stop interrogating me about it!
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 29-Oct-2023 05:40:09 JST StefanThinks
I would like to cancel my hot yoga class membership, I thought I was signing up for Hot Yoda.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 21-Oct-2023 16:07:18 JST StefanThinks
Oh, you're a landlord? Well sit down, I'm a skyduke, I outrank you.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 19-Oct-2023 21:57:51 JST StefanThinks
Toy sellers are like, “This lump of concrete is a STEM activity because it stimulates tactile curiosity.”
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 21-Aug-2023 11:12:01 JST StefanThinks
X, it's like LinkedIn for assholes.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 11-Aug-2023 21:07:42 JST StefanThinks
I wonder if Natalie Portman calls her mansion a chateau and uses the portmanteau the Portmanteau as a nickname.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 21:23:11 JST StefanThinks
Take the hot new online quiz “Right-Leaning News Telling Us Everything is Okay or Onion Article”
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Aug-2023 14:26:12 JST StefanThinks
Cancel culture? Then how will we make yogurt?
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 28-Jul-2023 04:38:14 JST StefanThinks
The problem with the concept of good and evil is that no one thinks they are the evil ones.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jul-2023 23:51:20 JST StefanThinks
Why do they say it’s a dog eat dog world like that’s a common thing? I’ve never seen a dog eat another dog in my life.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 08-Jul-2023 03:14:15 JST StefanThinks
You want me to install Threads? That app with the logo that looks like a pube? No thanks.