One day soon, people will pretend to use Pop-Tarts as a phone instead of bananas.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jul-2023 10:58:19 JST StefanThinks
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Jul-2023 14:17:51 JST StefanThinks
Fundamentalists feel persecuted when they can't persecute others.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Jun-2023 19:36:48 JST StefanThinks
If you don't eat yer beyond meat, you can't have any vegan dairy-free pudding. How can you have any vegan dairy-free pudding if you don't eat yer beyond meat?
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 23-Jun-2023 04:30:10 JST StefanThinks
Now that my toddler started daycare, I get to experience new things, like getting a cold in the summer.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Jun-2023 00:22:42 JST StefanThinks
Websites are like: Breaking news about the ongoing global nuclear apocalypse! But first, watch this Applebee’s commercial and answer our survey about egg roll nachos.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 21-May-2023 20:58:01 JST StefanThinks
Who’s the idiot who called it a “palindrome,” and not a “wordrow”?
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 09-May-2023 12:16:35 JST StefanThinks
Interviewer: Can you explain these gaps in your resume?
Me: Those are typographical indicators called spaces and line breaks that separate words and paragraphs.
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StefanThinks (stefanthinks@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 09-May-2023 05:29:38 JST StefanThinks
The Right, when a cartoon character gets canceled: THIS INSANITY MUST BE STOPPED!!!
The Right, when children are murdered: This is the price of freedom we must live with.