Notices by Thomas (horaynarea@chaos.social)

@thomasfuchs in german we don't say "my phone isn't working" we say "die Funktionalität meines Fernsprechapparats lässt stark zu wünschen übrig!" and I think that's beautiful

"pair with your phone", zu deutsch: "paare dich mit dem Fön"

@soatok @NaahraTheScaled i have even more facts: it's actually LLVM that doesn't do this specific optimization on -O0, so even clang emits a div unless you explicitly choose to optimize! :D

@NaahraTheScaled @soatok but… it does? (with optimizations enabled/in release mode)

@soatok different kind of fun, no "say mean things about my bad crypto implementation"-kinkshaming please! /s

(I'm a long time RSS subscriber, came for the interesting crypto stuff, stayed because of the furry art in between the crypto stuff :D

Actually "Why AES-GCM sucks" led to me not getting any sleep that night… I was locked in "trying to _really_ understand GCM"-hell /o\

So yeah, thanks for doing all of this! 😽)

@soatok downside of doing things right: no fun fun fun fuuuuuun blogposts 😵💫

@soatok as someone with no deeper understanding of cryptography I am wondering: even if they are right, how bad would it have been to just do the fucking check anyway?

@soatok your bottom line for the first misc issue…

> But there’s no way anything important relies on this, so who cares?

…reads like a "The monkey's paw curls"-type of sentence 🫣

docker compose up up down down left right left right b a

Geräteschuppenshampoo

@ubahnverleih *knarz knack* eine Reinigungskraft bitte in Wagen drei. Da haben schon wieder 2 Deppen ihre Frontallappen über den Sitzen ausgewrungen! *knarz*

Why is it called "Sports bar" and not "ActivityPub"?

@ubahnverleih normalerweise sollte es Feliz Navidad sein, da muss was kaputt sein!

@ryanc oof, that's a very cursed and true statement :D

@ryanc I first misread that as NFT… and now I'm not sure what makes me more uncomfortable 🙃

@thomasfuchs I interpret the glitched characters as an additional bulletpoint "no parsing html with regex"

*Nüsschen knabbernd*

Vorficht! Nicht ftehen bleiben!

Wichtige Erinnerung an alle die es sonst vergessen hätten: heute ist Car-Freitag, bitte nicht ohne Auto das Haus verlassen!

Ich bekam gerade von meiner Redaktion eine Korrektur: es ist Car-Frei-Tag, ihr dürft heute NICHT mit dem Auto fahren.

Das ganze Team Thomas bittet vielmals um Verzeihung für diese Verwirrung.

@thomasfuchs maybe I'm a haarspalter here, but some of these don't feel like synonyms 🤔

I mean "langweiler", really?