Notices by neoluddite (neoluddite@aus.social)

@darius @glyph what you hate is unconstrained capitalism. It's great at making complex things - electronics, computers, cars, medicines - but when left to its own devices concentrates power by buying out its competitors and metastasizes.

Much like anything else that becomes unconstrained...

@futzle Walrus operators in Python are pretty weird, and everybody loves generator expressions, right?:

data = [
("first", "a", "partridge in a pear tree"),
("second", "Two", "turtle doves"),
("third", "Three", "french hens"),
("fourth", "Four", "calling birds"),
("fifth", "Five", "golden rings"),
("sixth", "Six", "geese a-laying"),
("seventh", "Seven", "swans a-swimming"),
("eighth", "Eight", "maids a-milking"),
("ninth", "Nine", "ladies dancing"),
("tenth", "Ten", "lords a-leaping"),
("eleventh", "Eleven", "pipers piping"),
("twelfth", "Twelve", "drummers drumming"),
]
for x in (
gift_list := f"On the {ith} day of Christmas, my true love gave to me\n" + f"{count} {gift}\n" + ("" if ith == "first" else "And " + gift_list.split("\n")[-2] + "\n" if ith == "second" else '\n'.join(gift_list.split("\n")[1:]))
for ith, count, gift in data
):
print(x)

A simpler time...

ha, had complete forgotten about this thread

Mods are asleep, post heresies.

The Revolution will not be monetised.

Test your Internet IQ

IT nerd detector image. One shudder == one nerd.

Just @ me next time...

Tag yourself, I'm Gando

Tapir wants a sammich

urg it is morning

Need to ratio some terrible bullshit on the bad site?

You all love goats, right?

Political compass using just the books in your room

Everyone knows Quokkas are marsupials, right?

Boost this to troll a Gen-Xer

#reddit #twitter #discord et al. Now the entire United fucking states

The deadliest martial arts technique known to man: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rti5E3sb1w0

Plenty more terrible jokes where that one came from...