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neoluddite (neoluddite@aus.social)'s status on Monday, 22-Sep-2025 10:11:53 JST neoluddite
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A simpler time...
In conversation about 3 months ago from aus.social permalink
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1. Frame 1: a very large walrus holding a bucket with the caption "I has a bucket" Frame 2: same walrus, but now a man in overalls is holding the bucket while patting the walrus. The walrus has an odd facial expression with wide eyes and an open mouth, and the caption reads "noooo they be stealing my bucket!"
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neoluddite (neoluddite@aus.social)'s status on Monday, 22-Sep-2025 10:11:53 JST neoluddite

ha, had complete forgotten about this thread
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1. David Lynch sitting in a chair in his office: "good morning everyone. It's..." He squints out of the window. "What fucking day is it now?"
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neoluddite (neoluddite@aus.social)'s status on Monday, 22-Sep-2025 10:11:51 JST neoluddite

Mods are asleep, post heresies.
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1. A man in a suit, delivering a lecture? The slide on the left has a title and four bullet points and reads: Title: Marcion's View. 1. Jesus and Paul preached forgiveness and love (New Testament). 2. Old Testament preached retribution and punishment. 3. Father of Jesus must be some other God. 4. Jesus came to rescue people from Old Testament God.
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neoluddite (neoluddite@aus.social)'s status on Monday, 22-Sep-2025 10:11:50 JST neoluddite
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The Revolution will not be monetised.
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1. A settings/interests page tooltip from Facebook which reads "About Revolution: You have this preference because you liked a Page related to Revolution." Under it is a small picture of The Storming of the Bastille, with "See example ads" superimposed over the top.
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neoluddite (neoluddite@aus.social)'s status on Monday, 22-Sep-2025 10:11:49 JST neoluddite
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Test your Internet IQ
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1. An IQ test, "what comes next in the above sequence", but it's actually just the Loss meme
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neoluddite (neoluddite@aus.social)'s status on Monday, 22-Sep-2025 10:11:49 JST neoluddite

IT nerd detector image. One shudder == one nerd.
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1. An image of someone holding a small tyre, like the ones you'd find on a scooter. However, they're holding it in the same way that goatse guy does (trust me, don't Google it if you don't know what that is)
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neoluddite (neoluddite@aus.social)'s status on Monday, 22-Sep-2025 10:11:45 JST neoluddite

Just @ me next time...
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1. A British pensioner whose bland sandwiches gained he him unexpected fame in China has died. Keith Brown, a retired engineer known on Chinese social media as "Old Dry Keith", became a hit when his Chinese wife Zhang Jian began to post videos of him assembling the ham and cheese sandwiches he liked to eat. Chinese observers were grimly fascinated by his dry, an boring sandwiches, and his gentle, stoic manner — and he built up a cult following. "We go from questioning the dry old man, to understanding the dry old man, to becoming the dry old man," observed one cultural commentator. "The old man is us, and his dry lunch is our dry life."
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neoluddite (neoluddite@aus.social)'s status on Saturday, 20-Sep-2025 14:47:02 JST neoluddite

Tag yourself, I'm Gando
In conversation about 3 months ago from aus.social permalink
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1. A matrix of Lord of The Rings movie characters (Gandlaf, Gimli, Gollum, Legolas, Frodo) with their faces photoshopped over each other and a mix of names, eg. 'Gando' is Gandalf's face on Frodo. Other combinations: Gandli, Gandlum Gandolas, Gando, Gimdalf, Gimlum, Gimgolas, Gimdo, Golmdalf, Golmli, Golgolas, Goldo, Legodalf, Legli, Legollum, Legodo, Frodalf, Fromli, Frollum and Frodolas
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neoluddite (neoluddite@aus.social)'s status on Saturday, 20-Sep-2025 14:47:01 JST neoluddite

Tapir wants a sammich
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1. A Tapir watching very closely as someone is eating a sandwich. It has a long nose, like a short trunk, and you can see it's teeth and eyes as it peers over a short wall.
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neoluddite (neoluddite@aus.social)'s status on Saturday, 20-Sep-2025 14:46:59 JST neoluddite

urg it is morning
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1. A woman talking to a small kitten sitting on what looks like a kitchen bench. The kitten looks very out of it and grumpy. The woman is captioned "people talking to me in the morning", the kitten is "me processing the trauma of waking up"
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neoluddite (neoluddite@aus.social)'s status on Saturday, 20-Sep-2025 14:46:58 JST neoluddite
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Need to ratio some terrible bullshit on the bad site?
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neoluddite (neoluddite@aus.social)'s status on Saturday, 20-Sep-2025 14:46:52 JST neoluddite

You all love goats, right?
In conversation about 3 months ago from aus.social permalink
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1. A goat staring into the camera while it flaps it's tongue in comical/extremely weird fashion.
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neoluddite (neoluddite@aus.social)'s status on Saturday, 20-Sep-2025 14:46:46 JST neoluddite

Political compass using just the books in your room
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1. Four books laid out as a political compass (socially libertarian to authoritarian, and economic left to right) Authoritarian left: Permaculture 2 Authoritarian right: Small farming for pleasure and profit Libertarian left: Seeing like a State by James C Scott Libertarian right: The world without us (a thought experiment book where everyone's died)
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neoluddite (neoluddite@aus.social)'s status on Saturday, 20-Sep-2025 14:46:44 JST neoluddite

Everyone knows Quokkas are marsupials, right?
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1. A cute, furry quokka - they look like the happy teddy bear version of a kangaroo. This one has a joey in her pouch, another tiny, cute teddy bear poking it's head out to look around.
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neoluddite (neoluddite@aus.social)'s status on Saturday, 20-Sep-2025 14:46:42 JST neoluddite

Boost this to troll a Gen-Xer
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1. A whole bunch of Garfield characters, Jon, Odie, etc. smiling and looking happy. Above them it reads "The world you were born in no longer exists."
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neoluddite (neoluddite@aus.social)'s status on Saturday, 20-Sep-2025 14:46:38 JST neoluddite
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#reddit #twitter #discord et al. Now the entire United fucking states
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1. The parable of the scorpion and the frog. The frog is carrying the scorpion across a river on his back, and the scorpion has just stung him. "But no we shall both surely drown", said the Frog. "lol" said the Scorpion, "lmao".
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neoluddite (neoluddite@aus.social)'s status on Saturday, 20-Sep-2025 14:46:38 JST neoluddite

The deadliest martial arts technique known to man: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rti5E3sb1w0
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1. the deadliest martial arts move of all time
  
  from Bryan the broker
  
  YouTube でお気に入りの動画や音楽を楽しみ、オリジナルのコンテンツをアップロードして友だちや家族、世界中の人たちと共有しましょう。
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neoluddite (neoluddite@aus.social)'s status on Saturday, 20-Sep-2025 14:45:45 JST neoluddite
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Plenty more terrible jokes where that one came from...
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1. The Ozymandias poem, to the tune of Smashmouth's All Star: Somebody once told me "Two legs, trunkless and stony, immensely in the desert they stand... and a shattered visage lies near enough to see its eyes and its sneer, shrewdly carved by an old hand. Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Passions survive by the sculptor’s cold cunning. The hand that mocked and the heart that fed; the stamp of life onto rock that's dead. Who was the one in this antique? Cold and frowning, that face cannot speak The pedestal still remains near The passages still emerge clear: He is king above kings, may he rule 'till doomsday! Look out on his works and let your thoughts bring dismay! Words that now decay while the level sands stretch away."
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neoluddite (neoluddite@aus.social)'s status on Saturday, 20-Sep-2025 14:45:45 JST neoluddite

🧵 of images from random #oldtweets
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1. A picture of a bog, with shallow water and plants in the foreground, rising to mountains in the distance. At the top is written "This is the ideal bog", and at the bottom is "You may not like it, but this is what peat performance looks like."
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neoluddite (neoluddite@aus.social)'s status on Saturday, 20-Sep-2025 14:45:44 JST neoluddite

I created this for Twitter about a decade ago, so far I haven't needed it on Mastodon 🤞
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1. A green-on-black, old school screenshot from The Oregon Trail, except instead of "You have died of dysentry" it's been edited to read "You have died of pedantry"
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