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Can someone explain how to bridge bluesky to here? Medvedev is too drunk to do it.

As if leaving me with another submarine that now can't sink, to go with all the ships that now don't float, the Ukrainians even hacked our surveillance cameras so we filmed their attack for them.

OTD in 1994 Russia signed the Budapest memo, guaranteeing Ukraine's territorial integrity in exchange for their nukes,
44 Ukrainian heavy bombers (Tu-22) and 1,068 Kh-55 cruise missiles.

Which have been fired at Ukraine in this war.

Going thru customs in India today:
- Name?
- Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
- Occupation?
- No, those are self defence militias and Russia is not involved

OTD in 1975 Hannah Arendt died.

"The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the convinced Communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact & fiction and the distinction between true & false no longer exist".

I tell Trump my peace terms, Trump tells Witkoff what they are and then Witkoff tells me Trump's terms that I told him then I say they aren't enough so we both blame Ukraine for me not accepting my own terms and I keep attacking them.

Rinse. Repeat.

OTD in 2021 Russian Embassy on Londonograd reported that US & UK were manipulating false claims of a Russian invasion & occupation of Ukraine to spread panic.

Which is why you can believe us now we say we want peace

OTD in 1939 USSR began to liberate Finland from themselves in the Winter War. It followed denials, a false flag, a bullshit excuse, us deliberately targeting civilians while we took massive casualties we lied about.

Imagine that happening today...

This peace deal only has 3 steps.
1. Russia gets the land
2. Trump gets a bribe
3. Ukraine gets an empty promise

The trump regime is at the stage where it is happy for you to talk about its treason as it stops you talking about its pedophillia.

OTD in 1939 USSR staged the Mainila incident. A false flag to justify invading Finland as per our alliance with Nazis. We claimed Finn's attacked us just as a few hundred thousand of our soldiers were massed on their former border.

Imagine such brutality being tolerated & excused today.

Remember Trump's minerals deal that would guarantee Ukraine?

Good. Me either.

OTD in 2006 Alexander Litvinenko died from complications of saying Vladimir Putin is a corrupt peadophile ☕️ 🍣

One of the witnesses at the inquest later 'committed suicide by stabbing himself several times'

@jhwgh1968 ?

Have you missed Prez?

Today is 92nd anniversary of Holodomor. Soviet Russia inflicted a man made famine on Ukraine that killed millions. Today we are trying to wipe the country off the map.

The only difference is the USA is on our side now.

OTD in 2021 I denied any plans to invade Ukraine.

So you can believe me now if I say I’ll stop & sign a treaty.

OTD in 2002 i threatened to castrate a journalist who asked about civilain casualties caused by me carpet bombing Grozny.

You didn't listen when I told you who I am. And here we are.

Trump: “I told Putin not to escalate”

Me, 12 hours later:

https://t.co/efgmseFOYa

Trump said we had a call and the Kremlin said we didn’t. This will be common going forward.

We don’t do propaganda so you will believe something. We do it so you will believe nothing. Then you will do nothing