Notices by Darth Putin (darthputinkgb@mastodon.world)

OTD in 1939 USSR began to liberate Finland from themselves in the Winter War. It followed denials, a false flag, a bullshit excuse, us deliberately targeting civilians while we took massive casualties we lied about.

Imagine that happening today...

This peace deal only has 3 steps.
1. Russia gets the land
2. Trump gets a bribe
3. Ukraine gets an empty promise

The trump regime is at the stage where it is happy for you to talk about its treason as it stops you talking about its pedophillia.

OTD in 1939 USSR staged the Mainila incident. A false flag to justify invading Finland as per our alliance with Nazis. We claimed Finn's attacked us just as a few hundred thousand of our soldiers were massed on their former border.

Imagine such brutality being tolerated & excused today.

Remember Trump's minerals deal that would guarantee Ukraine?

Good. Me either.

OTD in 2006 Alexander Litvinenko died from complications of saying Vladimir Putin is a corrupt peadophile ☕️ 🍣

One of the witnesses at the inquest later 'committed suicide by stabbing himself several times'

@jhwgh1968 ?

Have you missed Prez?

Today is 92nd anniversary of Holodomor. Soviet Russia inflicted a man made famine on Ukraine that killed millions. Today we are trying to wipe the country off the map.

The only difference is the USA is on our side now.

OTD in 2021 I denied any plans to invade Ukraine.

So you can believe me now if I say I’ll stop & sign a treaty.

OTD in 2002 i threatened to castrate a journalist who asked about civilain casualties caused by me carpet bombing Grozny.

You didn't listen when I told you who I am. And here we are.

Trump: “I told Putin not to escalate”

Me, 12 hours later:

https://t.co/efgmseFOYa

Trump said we had a call and the Kremlin said we didn’t. This will be common going forward.

We don’t do propaganda so you will believe something. We do it so you will believe nothing. Then you will do nothing

If Joe wants to mess up Trump’s inauguration he should quit the day before and make Kamala president for 24 hours. All those made in China “45 & 47” hats will be useless.

Sent congratulations to Governor Trump. Look forward to meet to discuss Ukraine, without Ukraine.

If you’re not at the table, you’re on the menu.

Isn’t it amazing that absolutely no voter fraud happened.

Conquering GOP was much easier than conquering Ukraine.

Am accepting congratulations for my victory in election of USA oblast governor.

US is about to “prevent communist take over” by electing a man whose only friends are KGB agent & North Korean Stalinist.

OTD in 1956 several armored Soviet humanitarian divisions, with equipment bought from a shop, went on a "special military operation" to Hungary to liberate the locals from themselves.