Notices by Darth Putin (darthputinkgb@mastodon.world), page 2

If Joe wants to mess up Trump’s inauguration he should quit the day before and make Kamala president for 24 hours. All those made in China “45 & 47” hats will be useless.

Sent congratulations to Governor Trump. Look forward to meet to discuss Ukraine, without Ukraine.

If you’re not at the table, you’re on the menu.

Isn’t it amazing that absolutely no voter fraud happened.

Conquering GOP was much easier than conquering Ukraine.

Am accepting congratulations for my victory in election of USA oblast governor.

US is about to “prevent communist take over” by electing a man whose only friends are KGB agent & North Korean Stalinist.

OTD in 1956 several armored Soviet humanitarian divisions, with equipment bought from a shop, went on a "special military operation" to Hungary to liberate the locals from themselves.

They did this cos a "fascist, hitlerite uprising financed by the west" broke out.

Imagine using such a bullshit excuse in the 21st century.

And yes. Those old tanks are now in Ukraine

This all happened about 18 months after the Warsaw Pact was formed - the only modern mutual defense alliance in history to repeatedly attack itself.

We genuinely pretend we can't understand why NATO is so popular amongst our former colonies.

All my trolls are morons

You might hate Mondays, but at least you haven’t had 700,000 casualties while spending $500 million to buy the Moldovan election only to lose it anyway.

The problem with appeasement is that you eventually run out of other people’s countries.

North Korea entering Ukraine war as direct combatant certainly shows Biden administration’s policy of treating Ukraine war as separate & unrelated to challenges in Asia-Pacific region to be wise and grounded in reality.

lol.

There will be peace if 🇷🇺 only gets:

Part of Moldova.
Ok part of Georgia too but no Ukrainian territory
Ok, Just Crimea
Ok, just Crimea & part of Donetsk
Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk
Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk, Kherson, Luhansk & Zaporizhzhia

But no more. Promise 😎

Worst boy band ever.

OTD in 1906 Hannah Arendt was born.

"The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the convinced Communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact & fiction and the distinction between true & false no longer exist".

Say 659 of my 3 day war. I am losing more soldiers every 5 days than USA lost in Afghanistan in 20 years.

I remain a master strategist

Navalny disappearing shows Russia’s elections are free. Of opposition candidates.

Today is Russian constitution day. This documents guarantees citizens freedom to protest. Just not freedom after protest.

I remain a master strategist.

OTD in 2016 I denied we doped Russian athletes. Before I admitted we did in 2018, 2 of our anti-doping officials died “unexpectedly”, another fled to USA & a whistleblower in hiding had her data hacked.

OTD in 1975 Hannah Arendt died.

"The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the convinced Communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact & fiction and the distinction between true & false no longer exist".