Notices by Darth Putin (darthputinkgb@mastodon.world), page 2

Navalny disappearing shows Russia’s elections are free. Of opposition candidates.

Today is Russian constitution day. This documents guarantees citizens freedom to protest. Just not freedom after protest.

I remain a master strategist.

OTD in 2016 I denied we doped Russian athletes. Before I admitted we did in 2018, 2 of our anti-doping officials died “unexpectedly”, another fled to USA & a whistleblower in hiding had her data hacked.

OTD in 1975 Hannah Arendt died.

"The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the convinced Communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact & fiction and the distinction between true & false no longer exist".

Russia has no plans:

On any Ukrainian territory.
Ok, Just Crimea
Ok, just Crimea & a small part of Donetsk
Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk
Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk, Kherson, Luhansk & Zaporizhzhia

But this time we’re not lying. Ukraine should negotiate.

OTD in 2004 German Chancellor Gerhard Schröder called me a "flawless democrat"

A statement that has stood the test of both time & special military operation.

OTD in 2021 I denied any plans to invade Ukraine.

You can believe me now if I say I’ll stop & sign a treaty.

Tankies: Palestinians must resist occupation even if lives are lost. Imperialism must be opposed.

Also tankies: Ukraine should not resist occupation cos lives will be lost. Imperialism must be appeased.

The purpose of propaganda is not to make you believe something. It is to make you believe nothing. So that you do nothing.

Day 597 of my 3 day war. For two days in a row I have lost ships in a land war to a country without a navy.

I remain a master strategist.

Day 577 of my 3 day war. Losing multiple admirals at the same time to a country that doesn’t even have a navy is a rare talent.

I remain a master strategist.

OTD in 1940, Baltic countries, having been illegally invaded & occupied, held ‘elections’ whose results were released day before vote.

Imagine that happening today.

OTD in 2022 we killed 29 people, incl 3 kids at Vinnytsia. The tankie guide:

1 It never happened
2 They were Nazis so deserved what didn't happen
3 NATO/Soros/🇺🇦 staged it
4 What didn't happen to Nazis who deserved it/actors who staged it was a biolab
5 What about Iraq

Repeat

Western tanks are simultaneously a major escalation whilst no problem cos we destroyed them all in our glorious advance backwards.

https://bird.makeup/users/tassagency_en/statuses/1675822976925675520

Have decided my tanks have not been getting destroyed. Instead they have "rapid unscheduled disassembly".

I remain a master strategist.

Probably should start using this again