Notices by Darth Putin (darthputinkgb@mastodon.world)

OTD in 2021 I denied any plans to invade Ukraine.

So you can believe me now if I say I’ll stop & sign a treaty.

OTD in 2002 i threatened to castrate a journalist who asked about civilain casualties caused by me carpet bombing Grozny.

You didn't listen when I told you who I am. And here we are.

Trump: “I told Putin not to escalate”

Me, 12 hours later:

https://t.co/efgmseFOYa

Trump said we had a call and the Kremlin said we didn’t. This will be common going forward.

We don’t do propaganda so you will believe something. We do it so you will believe nothing. Then you will do nothing

If Joe wants to mess up Trump’s inauguration he should quit the day before and make Kamala president for 24 hours. All those made in China “45 & 47” hats will be useless.

Sent congratulations to Governor Trump. Look forward to meet to discuss Ukraine, without Ukraine.

If you’re not at the table, you’re on the menu.

Isn’t it amazing that absolutely no voter fraud happened.

Conquering GOP was much easier than conquering Ukraine.

Am accepting congratulations for my victory in election of USA oblast governor.

US is about to “prevent communist take over” by electing a man whose only friends are KGB agent & North Korean Stalinist.

OTD in 1956 several armored Soviet humanitarian divisions, with equipment bought from a shop, went on a "special military operation" to Hungary to liberate the locals from themselves.

They did this cos a "fascist, hitlerite uprising financed by the west" broke out.

Imagine using such a bullshit excuse in the 21st century.

And yes. Those old tanks are now in Ukraine

This all happened about 18 months after the Warsaw Pact was formed - the only modern mutual defense alliance in history to repeatedly attack itself.

We genuinely pretend we can't understand why NATO is so popular amongst our former colonies.

All my trolls are morons

You might hate Mondays, but at least you haven’t had 700,000 casualties while spending $500 million to buy the Moldovan election only to lose it anyway.

The problem with appeasement is that you eventually run out of other people’s countries.

North Korea entering Ukraine war as direct combatant certainly shows Biden administration’s policy of treating Ukraine war as separate & unrelated to challenges in Asia-Pacific region to be wise and grounded in reality.

lol.

There will be peace if 🇷🇺 only gets:

Part of Moldova.
Ok part of Georgia too but no Ukrainian territory
Ok, Just Crimea
Ok, just Crimea & part of Donetsk
Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk
Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk, Kherson, Luhansk & Zaporizhzhia

But no more. Promise 😎

Worst boy band ever.

OTD in 1906 Hannah Arendt was born.

"The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the convinced Communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact & fiction and the distinction between true & false no longer exist".

Say 659 of my 3 day war. I am losing more soldiers every 5 days than USA lost in Afghanistan in 20 years.

I remain a master strategist