Notices by Miss Givings (cakesofpan@mastodon.social)

@toddtyrtle I am in exactly the same situation. I'm going to end up filtering out everything but people's pet pictures.

@toddtyrtle I definitely need to do that on Bsky. While I followed only those whose views are like mine, that ended up being a firehose of reporting offense after offense (because that's what's happening). *sigh* Point me toward the Shire, please.

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My prairie has some flowers

Coworkers and I were cracking up over how we hate certain email closings like "Best" and "Warmly," so we tested out some alternatives:
"Moistly"
"Indifferently"
"Relentlessly"
"With gravest concern"
I know there are some brilliant ones out there. Tell me your best ones.