Notices by Greg Knauss (gknauss@mastodon.social)

@mathowie @anildash When I heard the news, my first thought was, “Oh, no.” My second was, “Poor Anil.”

I’ve decided to combine Sloth and Gluttony into a new, much better sin called “Sluttony.”

@inthehands @lisamelton I’m not a prescriptivist, and I suspect it might be who is saying it that bugs me, rather than what they’re actually saying.

Oh, hey, a hill to die on:

“Compute” is not a noun.

Shout out to Gen X, and the existential dread of imminent nuclear apocalypse!

If we were spider people, the crucifix would be an asterisk.

I promise I am not high.

Hell, using multiple exclamation points on a single sentence is grounds for impeachment as far as I’m concerned.

CEOs should not be famous.

It is very funny that ICE didn’t change anything about their MO for the airport deployments.

The dude is wearing plate armor with a bunch of shit tactically stuck to it, to stand behind a Black woman sitting in a chair, doing the actual work, without getting paid.

Obligatory.

How do “anti-vaccers” keep their carpets clean?

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What?

~phegseth/wars/2026/CLAUDE.md

They’re all sitting around a hastily-assembled and wildly insecure war room at Mar-a-Lago, watching Twitter on the big screen, and someone wistfully says, “I wish Jeffery were here to see this.”

How do you quote somebody who has used “[sic]” incorrectly?

So, hey, did Bari Weiss ever finish up the extra reporting that that 60 Minutes story needed? Did she ever get through to Stephen Miller for a comment? It’s been three weeks.

Gosh, I hope she didn’t forget.

Man, I hope I never show up in a photo where everybody else’s face has been redacted for legal reasons.

Hey, remember Charlie Kirk?

Me neither.

He led a meaningless life. He disappeared from our memory like a puff of smoke because there are plenty of other people pumping out the same garbage he did. He was a commodity.

It seems so strange that anybody ever cared, or pretended to. He had one life, and wasted it being cruel.

Recently, both Stephen Miller and Alina Hanna offered passionate support for exclusionary immigration policies that would have prevented their own families from coming to the US when violence threatened them, and possibly prevented both Miller and Habba’s existence.

Which is really the best argument they can make.

I don’t remember what Patreon did to me to cause this, but apparently it was eleven times worse than what Facebook did to me.

Welcome to the Class-Action Settlement Economy.

I hope you’ve learned your lesson, Facebook.