Notices by 👻™ Your Favourite Goblin🐊 (coriander@elekk.xyz)

@inthehands I had a friend the other day saying that at least 51% of Americans voted for Trump and I had to take a minute to tell her how incorrect that statement was

@Taweret Mister President o7

@Taweret I'm gonna make sure my girlfriend looks at Wotan, too

@Taweret she looked at him

AMB: Assigned Male At Birth
AFAB: Assigned Female At Birth
ACAB: All Cops Are Bastards
AHAB: TOWARDS THEE I ROLL, THOU ALL-DESTROYING BUT UNCONQUERING WHALE; TO THE LAST I GRAPPLE WITH THEE; FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE; FOR HATE'S SAKE I SPIT MY LAST BREATH AT THEE

WHY DON'T PRESIDENTS FIGHT THE WAR
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR

@Taweret -bow-

hophophophop

@Taweret Something about that mixture of traditional respect and pure bull shit is just absolutely doing it for me

You ever think about the fact that your phone's autocorrect advertises to you?

Actually horny jail has been shown to be a cruel and ineffective means of attempting to combat a perceived issue, I believe in horny restorative justice

WELL
YOU AIN'T DONE NOTHIN
IF YOU AIN'T BEEN CALLED A RED
IF YOU'VE MARCHED OR AGITATED
THEN YOU'RE BOUND TO HEAR IT SAID
SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL IGNORE IT
OR LOVE THE WORDS INSTEAD
COS YOU AIN'T DONE NOTHIN
IF YOU AIN'T BEEN CALLED A RED

:yell:

website boy gets paid 17k/month to make mastodon worse

I've been doing it for free just by posting here!!

I think the biggest problem with THIS IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR is that I know how humans are

A plaque with that inscription will only encourage future people to go in there

I take it back, I take it all back, video games are good, everyone

.....the posts were coming from INSIDE DOT SOCIAL