Notices by kaitlin (thememesniper@wetdry.world), page 2

@Humpleupagus this was based on puget's pricing so maybe they just sell individual licenses along with the computer and don't have a deal with microsoft

i wish more OEMs would give you the option of no OS. i'm paying $100 for something i'm not gonna use (windows)

STOP DOING GAME CONSOLES

• POWERFUL COMPUTERS WERE NOT MEANT TO ONLY PLAY GAMES FROM A SANCTIONED STORE

• YEARS OF LOCKED DOWN USER ENVIRONMENTS YET NO REAL WORLD USE FOUND FOR APPLICATION SIGNING

• Wanted to restrict users to playing games for a laugh anyway? We had a computer for that: it was called an "ARCADE MACHINE"

• "Yes please verify boot0. Please verify the bootloader and kernel." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

"Hello I would like the dedicated security co-processor to verify the app signature"

They have played us for absolute fools

"how do i use a usb chip flasher"
"you are connected to humanity's entire database of free and unrestricted knowledge"
"fuck you"

there's a cool community gamemode for tf2 called class warfare look it up in your favorite search engine

good to know that some people on lemmy brought over the culture of starting shit with people and yelling "logical fallacy! strawman! you made that up!" when other people try to explain something to them from reddit

all the roblox pride accessories (including UGC) suck imo

they either:

• clip into the avatar body
• are a massive fucking blinking billboard saying "harass me"
• have a gigantic bounding box that makes it difficult to click on clickdetectors
• do not work well with other accessories
• are floating for some reason

@lanodan @aa if you look at the wii the wrong way it'll launch bootmii for you

@yassie_j i'm listening from my nintendo 2ds

@LivingCooki take a look at this

https://beeps.website/blog/2023-04-27-otherkin-friendly-captchas-revisited/

@chjara jxl sucks because there's no rce to exploit in the popular library implementation

@rq @julia all is lost

@julia what does the red light mean :blobcatfearful:

@AnthonyJK OH BUT @yassie_j IS BANNED PREEMPTIVELY

cishet techbros think fedi is failing because nobody interacts with their posts

they don't know the secret:

clears throat

meow

@kainoa @sataa you gotta remember the android OoM killer is super aggressive and will slaughter your processes if there's 1GB of RAM left

@kainoa time to shill lethallava.land